Hunting Flies

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Hunting Flies
By Ryan Murphy

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asks.

"Hunting flies," he responds.

"Oh, killing any?" she asks.

"Yep, three males and two females," he replies.

Intrigued, she asks: "How can you tell them apart?"

"Easy,” he replies: “Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone."

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