beaver

點解"孔雀東南飛"?
佢話:
"西北有高樓"
喎

Littleprince

原帖由 akshea 於 2009-2-27 15:09 發表
唔該, 凍零茶， 熱 的。

我親耳聽過類似的﹕

我﹕”唔該一杯凍檸茶丫“
waitress: ”哦﹐凍檸茶 (一邊寫)﹐凍定熱呀﹖“
我﹕ ”凍的﹐唔該!”

b06

賭場裏一對帶有鄉音嘅中坑男女旁若無人嘅對話...

賭徒A: "一定要戒奶啊!"
賭徒B: "係呀係呀。要戒奶啊，唔戒奶唔咩架..."
賭徒A: "唔係呀, 我話戒奶(guide line)啊!"
賭徒B: "哦!係呀係呀。"

佢哋兩嗰當堂面色變得非想尷尬。

大檸樂

原帖由 kabuki 於 2009-2-27 21:34 發表


佢冇死到嫁…
話說枝火柴燒傷咗, 護士姐姐幫佢包紮好傷口之後, 佢就変咗枝棉花棒啦… 哈哈~~

哈哈, good!

fishbelly

"今日 2 月 31 號"

=_=!!

news

tony rxmas server: 'how do you want your steak done?'
friend: '65%!!!'
server: '.....'

Littleprince

原帖由 news 於 2009-3-2 07:47 發表
tony rxmas server: 'how do you want your steak done?'
friend: '65%!!!'
server: '.....'

myversa

This if for crossing the border too:

officer:  Where are you going?
me: The Seattle Zoo
officer: What are you going to do there?
me: hmmm... see animals......