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作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-9-10 18:08 標題: OK BOTTLE DEPOT 個灰姑姑

我係 dumpster diver。嚮 richmond 都泡左有五年。最近半年。OK BOTTLE DEPOT 黎左個 HK AUNTIE。初初見佢係鄉里。諗住做個 friend。點知。原來。佢好歧視我。

so。everytime i see her。for the past couple months。she kept telling me to get a job。仲係扮晒關心。問長問短。次次既 conclusion 都係。go get a job。

話晒。過門都係客。洗唔洗。去到咁盡。呢度係 canada。dumpster diving 都係職業姐。我報 income tax。都係填。dumpster diving。做人口普查。都係填 dumpster diving。啲 police。啲丐幫。都熟晒。無啦啦。比個 AUNTIE 吋 Q 我。真係要。爆炸。

準備爆。唔想傷及無辜。所以。上黎 LYK。我唔想大佢。見佢。咁鍾意做 social worker。咪比佢做。點知。越黎越離譜。business is business。咁八。咁鍾意侵犯人地既 privacy。不如。去做狗仔隊。光明正大。唔洗搵啲 customer 黎 torture。

perhaps。i am the only dumpster diver on LYK。just in case。如果。大家去開 BOTTLE DEPOT recycle 啲啤酒呀汽水呀咁。同我反映下。she works MON to FRI。on capstan way。嚮 canadian tire 對面。直行轉左。

in general。唔該。嚮香港黎果啲 UNCLE AUNTIE。open your mind。得閒落街行下。去 downtown 巡下。香港興周街派 pamphlet。vancouver 興周街推 shopping cart。係咁多。除左粗口之外。我暫時無野要補充。

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-9-10 20:04

你。可以同。AUNTIE講。你。有兼職。做鴨。你。身材好。推車技術一流。鑽洞技術一流。吾怕黑。吾怕臭。最適合D收左經。雜草重生既老婦。包生仔。AUNTIE一定錫哂你。仲比錢你洗。你。吾洗再做。dumpster diver。law

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2009-9-10 20:29

Dumpster driver?

Very high pay in Canada wor ..

作者: Ovaltine 時間: 2009-9-10 20:32

is this a joke?????

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-9-10 20:36

你堅係Dumpster driver
我以為你响第二個thread吹水添

作者: Mr.JPG 時間: 2009-9-10 20:50

佢重複講左 dumpster diver 四五次
冇一次講 driver 哦

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-9-10 21:28

he is a dumpster "diver" 潛水員 ..not driver

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2009-9-10 21:33

Diver ?? oh ..

作者: myversa 時間: 2009-9-10 21:51

so he dives into dumpster?

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-9-10 23:16

你。可以同。AUNTIE講。你。有兼職。做鴨。你。身材好。推車技術一流。鑽洞技術一流。吾怕黑。吾怕臭。最適合D收左經。雜草重生既老婦。包生仔。AUNTIE一定錫哂你。仲比錢你洗。你。吾洗再做。dumpster diver。law ...
ricrick 發表於 2009-9-10 21:04

作者: chobit 時間: 2009-9-11 01:11

Didn't know what it is until I google.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpster_diving

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-9-11 09:22

你堅係Dumpster driver
我以為你响第二個thread吹水添
sheep 發表於 2009-9-10 20:36

佢day 1已經話自己係homeless架啦。

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-9-11 10:07

Didn't know what it is until I google.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpster_diving
chobit 發表於 2009-9-11 02:11

first time I heard about this, thanks

learned something new each day

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-9-11 10:50

本帖最後由 sheep 於 2009-9-11 11:51 編輯

咁講法
佢可能潛咗部Laptop
跟着去星星歎番杯咖啡
用free WiFi 上網
好過我先啦
我冇Laptop 又冇閑錢飲咖啡
ㄑ一一一有時重要賣唱

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-9-11 12:50

Didn't know what it is until I google.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpster_diving
chobit 發表於 2009-9-11 02:11

垃圾搜尋、垃圾桶尋寶、翻垃圾桶等，是指從別人拋棄的東西（有時不一定是垃圾桶）中收集自己有用的東西（例如食物）作為自用。進行這種行為的人不一定是因為貧窮，部份人是響應環保，更有部份人是以抗議及痛心資本主義社會的浪費；甚至有視之為嗜好者。

垃圾搜尋是一種行為，從垃圾堆中搜尋個人喜好的「寶物」，類似淘金。現代城市垃圾多數用垃圾袋包裹，翻垃圾難免破損其包裝，所以某些法例禁止翻垃圾桶行為，理由是公眾衛生。

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-9-11 12:56

SOLID WASTE BY-LAW NO. 8417
PART IX RULES FOR PRIVATE SOLID WASTE COLLECTION
9.3 Removal of Recycling Container or Recycling Cart /Material Prohibited

(2) Where recyclable material has been deposited in a blue box recycling container or recycling cart by the owner or occupier, no person is permitted to remove

(a)    any recyclable material from the premises of that owner or occupier, or
(b)    any recyclable material from the blue box recycling container or
      recycling cart,

except the City Engineer or a person previously authorized in writing by the
City Engineer.

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-9-12 03:49

.....

作者: Guy 時間: 2009-9-13 22:37

The most important thing is you made enough money your own life. and show her.. HEY I MADE MORE THAN YOU DO. Since you able to get online surfing and i assume you live in a house.... YOu are awesome man. proud of you

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2009-9-13 22:48

who wants to sex wit hher?

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-9-14 18:02

真係好多謝大家既支持。我會繼續比心機賺多啲錢同埋。繼續做一個流浪界既好榜樣。去排除某些人對流浪漢既誤解同埋 stereotyping。如果。有人想晉身流浪界。記住要先熟讀 city bylaw。safe street act。criminal code。know your right。and act accordingly in public。同埋。要多謝我經理人。唱片公司。同埋我屋企人。my shopping cart。my garbage bag。多謝。

（technically the shopping cart isnt mine）

作者: myversa 時間: 2009-9-15 21:53

so toppy is a dumpster diver...

作者: hamlet 時間: 2009-9-15 23:38

Er ... I don't think toppy and playingtoy are the same person ...

作者: myversa 時間: 2009-9-16 07:39

22# hamlet

I saw in one of the posts his signature was "I am toppy junior"...

作者: starbug 時間: 2009-9-16 08:13

又一個陰陽屎忽鬼.

作者: kits013 時間: 2009-9-30 20:42

又一個陰陽屎忽鬼.
starbug 發表於 2009-9-16 09:13

lol damn u
i laugh and drop my phone on the floor!

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-10-1 10:51

係咩。

作者: shutterbug 時間: 2009-10-1 11:18

The woman might not be totally non sense, maybe just expressed in a bad way...really, if you're young, why do you want to be a dumpster diver? You should find a real career la. I'm not discriminating you but as a man you should be more ambitious. If you're planning to open a recycling business or somthing similar then it's a different story.

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-10-1 20:51

no comment

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-10-2 17:15

i am trying to respond to this person name shutterbug. are you in any way associate with starbug. cux both of you have the same bug in your name. anyways.

i really dont wanna disclose too much further concerning my ((job)) cux if i told you everything. and somebody is reading this. he or she is gonna put me out of business real soon.

and you were saying. find a real career. la. OK. like i said. i am filing my income tax. and i report myself as a dumpster diver. thats all i can tell you.

if you think. i am shameful. to be on lyk. like you are looking at a bum a homeless and you can carry on with your imagination like i am a criminal a thief a drug addict a hooker a gigalo and every time i met you on the street i ask you to spare a quarter. fine. you have the right to choose what to think. and you might project all of the above onto me. (altho in reality you do not know me. and vice versa) i am pretty sure. i know my own business. better than you do.

as a man. if i were to tell you. go live on the street. how long you think you can last. (like 15 minutes ?) it is a challenge. whether you appreciate that or see any value in it. its truly up to you.(maybe you and i have a different definition on ambition)(oops. i am the only homeless person on lyk)

i am not planning to open any kind of business. i dont like paper work. even sitting in front of a computer. is a big task for me. and i truly cannot understand why some people can deal with that all day long.

that chinese lady at OK BOTTLE DEPOT and me are slowly. i mean. slowly. becoming friends. it was actually my fault in the first place. cux i have too many fans. and i forgot. some people who do not know me. still consider me as ((the bum)). nothing wrong with her. it was me. trying to make a new friend. too hasty too fast.

am i talking too much. if someone else is thinking about attacking me again. remember. i am the paralyzed guy drooling with my pencil in my mouth punching into the keyboard. it took me all day to type this thing up. (i am not discriminating you either. trying to give you a sensible reply)

i might not be speaking on behalf of all homeless street person. just speaking for myself .

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2009-10-3 12:11

just beat her up

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-10-3 17:49

just beat her up
tiffiant 發表於 2009-10-3 13:11

if you are a minor. and you are reading this. dont listen to tiffiant.

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-10-3 19:52

So you file income tax, i bet you are not in the high income category.
Then you must have those low income group advantages like GST credit, so and so.

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-10-3 22:36

我係 playingtoy 既經理人。大家有乜野問題。可以直接問我。我會 put that in writing 再轉介比 playingtoy 既律師同會計師。（個乞兒又嚮度自言自語）

作者: shutterbug 時間: 2009-10-4 13:20

Anybody with ZERO income can file tax too and get back GST credits, a few cheques of 50 bucks, total of a couple hundred dollars. So what's the significance of "filing tax"? It doesn't mean anything to me.

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-10-4 13:58

Anybody with ZERO income can file tax too and get back GST credits, a few cheques of 50 bucks, total of a couple hundred dollars. So what's the significance of "filing tax"? It doesn't mean anything ...
shutterbug 發表於 2009-10-4 14:20

You are paying them.

作者: shutterbug 時間: 2009-10-4 14:38

You are paying them.
sheep 發表於 2009-10-4 14:58

I know...not only me but all taxpayers!

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-10-4 20:05

I guess we don't have to pay mental consultation for him.
He is normal, is he?

作者: noa 時間: 2009-10-9 10:35

我笑到停唔到 XDD

作者: RayRay 時間: 2009-10-9 22:04

真係好多謝大家既支持。我會繼續比心機賺多啲錢同埋。繼續做一個流浪界既好榜樣。去排除某些人對流浪漢既誤解同埋 stereotyping。如果。有人想晉身流浪界。記住要先熟讀 city bylaw。safe street act。criminal code ...
playingtoy 發表於 2009-9-14 19:02

You are in Richmond, can I take Burnaby ????

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-10-10 23:09

you are in burnaby and you wanna go binning like myself. have you done that before. cux. i am sure there are other binners. altho i never been to burnaby myself recently. you might wanna watch first. and see if there are people standing on the street all the time like a group (besides the rcmp). and watch if they do drug alcohol or other things. cux eventually if you want to make this your career. they will approach you. in plain words this is their territory and you are gonna be taking their money. anyways. i will neither encourage you nor discourage you. i myself was a full time homeless person. and i still am. (during the day. cutting down to part time now) so i guess. me and them have something in common. and if they smell the arrogance in you. they will follow you home. and take all your bottles when you were sleeping. or anything else that you leave outside by your patio parking lot and or garage. and its not gonna help even you mention my name. i am just another binner in richmond. anyways. good luck. (its actually not that scary. but i gave you the worse anyways)

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-4-22 21:18

呢條友好有問題琴日係咁蕊住我叫我返教會又係咁蕊住我問我有幾多income 我咪話 "呢啲係好私人既問題" 點解啲人係都唔明白如果真係想同我做friend 就要有交流到我問返你你又慌死我係黑社會監躉兼大壞蛋死口唔講就即係唔當我係friend姐仲問咁多做乜春

anyways 呢個就係我選擇既職業我就隨時出入你就企硬嚮度等我黎交貨除左稅局無人（有權）知我搵幾多幾少總之就一手交錢一手交貨唔該professional少少啦阿auntie 好似我唔信佢個耶穌就要拉我去打靶咁濟我份人就不嬲都好有禮貌咁有啲人見我好蝦咪諗住踩埋黎再踩埋啲睇下我死唔死得咁囉橫掂成間舖頭都係韓國人就無人識聽佢up乜cantonese 查實都係我既karma 諗返自己以前做sales 都係成日咁屈人屈嬴左就好開心屈唔到就好失望

我最唔妥就係佢果句開場白：

你係咪諗住一路都係咁落去

唔洗專登E起棚牙黎踩我姐auntie 最討厭就係啲人佛口蛇心笑裡藏刀成日慌住比人厄講野絲絲縮縮今日見到佢我就黑埋塊面啲auntie真係無大無細

總結：你有壓力就打電話去撒馬利亞會啦阿auntie

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-4-23 07:48

餘情未了去又來
...........

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-4-23 09:15

玩野啊~~!
yayaya 發表於 2010-4-11 23:47

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