周秀娜廢話連篇科大獻醜

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周秀娜廢話連篇科大獻醜


在書展中憑着噴血寫真和誘人攬枕而成功上位的模周秀娜，昨晚在科技大學出席講座，李小良教授與周秀娜對談「解讀周秀娜現象」。整個長達個半小時的講座，兩人毫無交集問非所答，究竟如何「解讀」了周秀娜，大家聽得一頭霧水，簡直是浪費時間，浪費公帑。


    * 周秀娜與李教授的對話，內容空洞，但二人卻笑個不停。

未開talk前，已被外界狂插膚淺、荒謬，周秀娜無懼外界抨擊，昨晚照常出席，衣着方面明顯比過往的作風保守。今次「解讀周秀娜現象」在科技大學演講廳舉行，可容納四百人，六時已經滿座，其中七成是男生，大家均期待可從中有所得着，但整個過程，由教授獨自講解開頭，一開波已無厘頭引用《西廂記》中的色情典故套用在周秀娜的case，與攬枕、食雪糕、刷牙比同是性現象、性引喻。再插入兩段不同的廣告，其中是周秀娜的纖體廣告，另一段是模特兒食雪條，教授將他們定為情色消費一種，富挑逗及誘惑情。

對話毫無高見

之後周秀娜出場與教授對談，兩人的談話可謂毫無內容，周秀娜答非所問、不理解教授的問題，引例如解釋唔到，醜態百出，而教授亦不見得有高見，同一個問題可以問三次之多，連你是否快樂也作為問題。

以下是兩人廢問廢答精華：

教授：你覺得呢個年紀嘅人，有乜共同特色？

周：無咗電腦會死，依家好多時喺網上搵資料。

教授：除咗呢樣，生活上呢？

周：大家都好鍾意好爆嘅嘢，差異好大嘅嘢（全場笑），例如巴士阿叔。

教授：有乜差異？

周：er……（答唔出）大家都追求刺激，依家年輕人好鍾意玩自拍，我都係其中一個。

教授：你係咪覺得呢代人，好鍾意激烈情緒同情感上得到愉悅？

周：好深喎。（全場大笑和拍手）

教授：自拍愉悅係咪快樂一種，自拍同反叛有冇關係？

周：個個定義唔同，以前鍾意，依家係工作一部分，啲人用呢種方法放上網，證明自己嘅存在。

後悔冇好讀書

教授：自拍同反叛有冇關係？

周：你指情色成分。

教授：唔係，我指係反叛？

周：反叛有好多嘢否定，例如阿媽唔想我做月入八千元sales，想做醫生，律師，自己唔自覺得做八千蚊sales係反叛，想做自己嘅嘢。

教授：自拍同反叛有冇關係？

周：我覺得自拍好開心。

教授：有冇曾經後悔，例如我曾為讀書無睇一場騷？

周：我好後悔無好好讀書。

教授：對於我無睇騷，你有乜comment？

周：教授我好難comment你。（部分人拍手）

教授：依家年輕人係點？

周：我唔係好理解依家年輕人，因我都唔了解自己，要搞掂自己先。

教授：咁你有無衝動同欲望梳理（意思整理）自己。

周：你可唔可以講多次？係咪逃離？
唔知自己做乜

教授：係好好了解自己。

周：會呀，有時唔知自己做緊乜，係想知自己點解要咁做。

教授：你覺得年輕人追求自己或做緊乜嘢係咪好重要？

周：好深，我諗係重要嘅，唔係追求自己係追求自己嘅目標，係無止境追求更高位置，對我嚟講係一種快樂。

教授：快樂對你嚟講係咩，你快唔快樂？

周：快樂，我好鍾意自己嘅工作，雖然過程有唔開心，有困難，快樂係自己追求，唔可以停留，要知道自己為乜而笑。

文：名人組


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真係笑爆咀

myversa

（全場大笑和拍手）

puZZle

其中七成是男生，大家均期待可從中有所得着

其中七成是男生 = i thought it would be 99%

大家均期待可從中有所得着 = REALLY?

shutterbug

typical MK girl....

Catpiano

People (men) like her body, not her brain...

akshea

The "教授" was asking stupid questions. I don't think he did his homework and prepare what to ask. I doubt he knows what he was doing other than checking out her legs.

myversa

其中七成是男生 = i thought it would be 99%

大家均期待可從中有所得着 = REALLY?
puZZle 發表於 2009-10-8 11:55

judging from those two photos, 70% is about right.

Lik

People (men) like her body, not her brain...
Catpiano 發表於 2009-10-8 11:12

Aiya, CP, I dunno about other men, but I certainly like her body as well as her brain la~ (And with the brain common, I don't mean I like her lack of it because I think she does have brains -- it's just that she isn't book smart.)

If you look back at her various interviews and a lot of the stuff she says, you'll notice that she is always very tactful and has almost never said anything that attacks or offends others. Compare that with Lavina, who is not only 波大無腦 but also really ugly, the difference is night and day.

IMO, Chrissie is also a smart and gutsy girl in the sense that she knows what her qualities and worthiness are, she knows what sells, and she is not afraid to forge ahead and use her assets to propel her career along.

Of course, compared to Chiling, Chrissie totally outclassed la~

-Lik

Littleprince

典型港女 (旺角那些)﹐唔期望她好有料。。。但係看完美女廚房反而對她印象改好﹐覺得她只係一個無咩機心﹐簡單的女孩子﹐幾可愛﹐唔知點解感覺係可以做朋友那種。。。好過初初只在廣告和硬照見她﹐那時對她印象比較差。。。

ricrick

佢又吾係賣腦，甘聰明做乜？其實你地想聽佢講D乜？