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作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-18 17:13 標題: Any Story 2 share from WORK???

LOL...
any funny story from work 2 share?
any weird costumer from work 2 share?
complain?
Let's share any story from work here...
good or bad xP

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-18 17:17

should be tons of story, just wait for it

作者: tapioca 時間: 2010-2-19 00:45

always run into weird customers. e.g., they got coupons get some discount on the spendings when certain dollar values are purchases in total; however, there are items exclude from counting in and those items are already listed on the coupons. However, some people still want to agrue with you and try to get those excluded items to be count in so that they can use the coupons...sigh**

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-19 00:54

ppl loves freebies and discounts

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-19 08:29

My wife is working at bubble tea store and she sometimes ran into customer who said he/she forget to bring the stamp card and he/she should already have enough to qualify for free drinks...

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-2-19 09:04

我公司的會計：

1) 由公司行去BANK，來回至多20分鐘。佢渣車去，要45分鐘先返到（最快）
如果忙，個個都會幫手聽電話，唯獨她從來不懂

2) 個個返830（除非有MEETING）。不過唔知點解，佢係一定冇MEETING，BUT每日最早850分先埔頭的～

3) 有冇見，ACCOUNTING嘅COLLECTION CALLS／寄INVOICE出去，唔係ACCOUNTING做嗎？

4) 每年，我地會用BANKED HRS嚟放一星期XMAS假。她從來唔去AFTER HOURS EVENT，大EVENT唔洗OT去幫助手。。。BUT SOMEHOW每一年，佢都MANAGE嘔到30個鐘出嚟架喎～

5) 如果COPIER JAM咗，POSTAGE MACHINE 唔WORK，佢唔識自己試吓整，只係識大驚小怪地問別人：HOW COME ITS NOT WORKING？！或者，連問都唔問，自己靜靜撇，等下一個要用嘅人嚟收拾殘局。

6) 唔自點解，月頭／月尾，實有一兩日病。可能唔係個個月嘅。。。不過如果我話每隔一個月的話，一定有一次。（我地懷疑佢有SIDE JOB，做唔切。。。LOL）

7) 唔單止日日"例遲"，有時仲打返嚟話佢"NOT FEELING WELL"，再遲半個鐘先返到。乜係屋企"茂"多半個鐘就會即刻WELL ENOUGH TO 返工咩？

8) 有時你幫吓我，我幫吓你，有幾閒？example：有信要寄，我地個個行出行埋(go out lunch etc) 都會順手拿埋出去。試過有人話要去BANK，咁我話，順手幫我拿D信去寄可以嗎？佢渣車出PARKING係一定經過郵箱的，but 佢話唔幫得我拿去寄，因為佢要渣車。

9) 佢只係返星期一至四。好奇怪地，佢每個星期四都"自動自覺"著牛仔褲返工。我地其他人如果要FRIDAY著牛仔褲，我地會Thursday問過老細先。。。

10) 有時我地經過佢房，好奇怪地，佢對住個MON，係微埋眼的。一有聲就繼續睇野。。。LOL

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-2-19 09:27

我公司的會計：

1) 由公司行去BANK，來回至多20分鐘。佢渣車去，要45分鐘先返到（最快）
如果忙，個個都會幫手聽電話，唯獨她從來不懂

2) 個個返830（除非有MEETING）。不過唔知點解，佢係一定冇MEETING，BUT每日 ...
B仔發表於 2010-2-19 10:04

請問有無相?好想睇吓佢係唔係天生一副"懶樣"

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-2-19 09:46

請問有無相?好想睇吓佢係唔係天生一副"懶樣"
habitrailspace 發表於 2010-2-19 10:27

冇呀。。。同埋今日咁啱星期五，佢冇返
或者星期一我試吓偷拍再打格仔，同你分享丫～～～

作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2010-2-19 09:50

8# B仔

你老細唔知佢咁架咩?

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-2-19 09:55

8# B仔

你老細唔知佢咁架咩?
Purpleheart 發表於 2010-2-19 10:50

我個MANAGER緊係知啦
因為都頂佢唔順

最慘係，EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR隻眼開隻眼閉，唔想同會計ROCK THE BOAT，因為佢覺得請個會計好煩。o個陣請咗好耐先請到。。。

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-2-19 10:03

冇呀。。。同埋今日咁啱星期五，佢冇返
或者星期一我試吓偷拍再打格仔，同你分享丫～～～
B仔發表於 2010-2-19 10:46

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-2-19 10:05

10# B仔

鬼妹？
土生？

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-19 10:08

habitrailspace 發表於 2010-2-19 10:03

sosad

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-19 10:09

O I rmb now... haha derez one time...
a weird costumer ask my frd ... does our store sale MILK =.=
HELLO ... our store sells CLothes n shoes n necklaces =.=
WHERE do u find FOOD/DRINKS here lol... =.=

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-2-19 10:12

STORY 2：
有時，對住D CLIENT真係命都短幾年～
啱啱琴日o個個。。。入嚟問我o係BC省做某D野嘅proceedure。好啦，我解釋比佢聽。

解釋左同一樣野4次，佢都唔GET。
佢個女仔FRIEND都GET，係佢唔知點解唔GET。

我唯有叫佢個FRIEND試吓解釋多一次比佢聽，希望由個FRIEND口中出佢會GET啦～
我地兩個再解釋多兩次，佢最終明喇！！！！

最弊係，佢問多兩個 DIFFERENT SITUATION，咁我又解釋比佢聽點做lor。
個兩個唔同嘅SITUATION，我又要解釋多3次each。

算。

最大問題係，佢問我3個唔同SITUATION點做，我話比佢知唔同程序唔同做法。
佢問返我轉頭，佢應該點做，因為佢未決定點做！！！！

喂！大佬呀，你較清楚你自己嘅生活／工作PLANNING咪知道應該跟邊個SITUATION方案做囉！！！！

頂～～！

比埋FORM同INSTRUCTION佢，佢"ON居居"咁問我係咩嚟。

真係!@$##^&&*(*(^)(@!!!

後尾，我同事行過，都頂佢唔乜順，好心入嚟睇吓可能佢幫幫口，條友可能會明啦。。。
結果我，我同事，同埋CLIENT個FRIEND。。。三個一齊解釋比佢聽叫佢自己諗清楚自己想點，先決定早邊個SITUATION嘅程序，先返嚟搵我幫佢PROCESS。。。。條友先肯走。

唉。
人蠢冇藥醫

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-2-19 10:17

10# B仔

鬼妹？
土生？
sheep 發表於 2010-2-19 11:05

四十幾歲 (我估)
嘅
單身賓婆

作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2010-2-19 10:23

16# B仔

會唔會佢嫌人工低....

我公司試過請左個咁既reception 囉~ 唔做野掛住上facebook 同youtube.......電話就全部forward 俾我地....人地問公司地址o者, 都要 forward 過黎?!

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-2-19 10:27

16# B仔

正常
佢地嘅理念係做野少少
回報多多事事計較有鑊唔子貝

作者: news 時間: 2010-2-19 10:45

i hv to deal with retards everyday

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-19 11:26

O I rmb now... haha derez one time...
a weird costumer ask my frd ... does our store sale MILK =.=
HELLO ... our store sells CLothes n shoes n necklaces =.=
WHERE do u find FOOD/DRINKS here lol... =. ...
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-19 11:09

Garage carries candies.

作者: CWong 時間: 2010-2-19 11:29

本帖最後由 CWong 於 2010-2-19 11:32 編輯

有个鸡毛主管有朝早懒有心咁话要請班伙記食午飯喎，但係自己又遲遲唔蒲头，咁嗰曰成班工友见佢唔出現咪call佢咯，佢就话自己开緊会要遲啲至到，叫啲火記开始先，啲工友见lunch time都係得嗰一个鈡头，已經冇几多時间剩，咁緊係照做啦，点知个主管到最後係喺人哋食到盤狼籍嘅時候至肯現身，班工友其实已經好好心同佢打咗包，留番佢嗰份，但係个鸡毛主管卻依然好心心不忿，即時扯晒火講咗一堆话佢至係呀头、话班伙記当佢冇到之類恶啃嘅说话，之后个下午又借Ｄ意叫咗几个工友入房照肺，搞到嗰几个工友眼湿湿咁行返出嚟，其实嗰曰係大节嚟，惯例大部份机構都会俾啲员工早大半曰返屋企嘅，所以好多工友嘅屋企人其实係預咗佢哋可以早返屋企，仲煮好飯、煲定湯等佢哋返去，点知嗰日个鸡毛主管就为咗件咁嘅事玩嘢，话全世界人冇佢批準都唔可以早抖，结果好多工友嘅屋企人都打电话问佢哋几時返，嗰曰啲工友就好慘咁做到四点几、五点至走得，咩過节mood都冇晒，啲員工遇著个成日恃住自己揸得鸡毛当令箭，自把自为，私事当工事辦、又小器、又情绪化、做人处事又唔成熟嘅主管真係好慘！

作者: 快樂牛郎 時間: 2010-2-19 11:49

i hv to deal with retards everyday
news 發表於 2010/2/19 10:45

you work in a mental health clinic?

作者: news 時間: 2010-2-19 12:50

the best one is couple yrs ago..a guy called in:
"thx for calling XXXX, how can i help you today?"
"hi, yes, i lost my bankcard"
"oh ok, may I ask how did you lose the card?"
"I was trying to use your atm machine and there seems to be a hole at the card slot and no card reader but i put my card in the hole anyways'

$*&#($&%()$

another one brilliant one:
"thx for calling XXXX, how can i help you today?"
"hi, i have a problem with my deposit"
"ok no problem, I can help you with that. what problem did you encounter?'
"my deposit envelop is stuck in the deposit slot."
"oh, how did it get stuck?"
"the time limit expired and i tried to rush the envelop in the slot but the gate closed and the envelop is now halfway stuck by the gate"
"the branch will be opened in 30 minutes, are you able to wait at the machine and I can check whether there will some one at the branch already that can help you?"
"oh....um...i'm home now"

$^&*#$^&*(*&(

作者: chocobun 時間: 2010-2-19 13:09

本帖最後由 chocobun 於 2010-2-19 14:13 編輯

i work in a hotel...

1) right now during olympics there are lots of media ppl staying at my hotel, and one korean media guy, i think he's in his 40's... came to me and asked if the room he has includes breakfast. i told him no. then he was POUTING AT ME and asking me why.... omg.. a 40 yr old man pouting at me..... m i supposed to 摸佢頭頭 and 呵返佢???????

2) some dude walks up to me and told me his ATM machine "eat" his money (he's missing $10). i was preparing to call the ATM company but i was thinking to myself... let's walk over and take a look... and his money was sitting RIGHT THERE.... he just left it there -__- hellllllo wake up???

3) guest: i'm here for a meeting... where do i park?
me: you park at _____________ (instructions) and there's a meter down this hallway just put in your stall number and it'll give you a receipt.. you dont need to put it on your dash.
guest: so you mean... i have to put money in the meter???
me:....................

yeah.....
(...... em seriously no you dont... of course you dont... the meter is for decoration only you know....... you never HAVE to do anything in this world but if you get a ticket dont come bug me)

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-19 13:13

whhahhwhwahawhahawhaw choco

作者: raima 時間: 2010-2-19 13:15

one time a customer came to the counter to pay for a piece of lingerie, my coworker is a rather young high school student (guy). and he was flushed and his face was bright red as he was trying to fold the item. he tried but failed and then asked me to help him out. he just quickly walked away embarrassed. and i finished up the transaction for him.

作者: bubblesalt 時間: 2010-2-19 15:58

I used to have this guy call in to our line, say "plastic" really slowly and low voice, then you go "welcome to XX, how may I help you", and he would say "plastic" again...

Some other co-workers heard him ask if she would like to wrap him in plastic.....
He does it alllll the time, almost always right when we first open.

作者: ani 時間: 2010-2-19 22:01

my sister used to work at dairy queen
she said one day there were two guys that came in to buy ice cream cake
and my sister asked them what they want to write on the cake..
and the guy turned to my sister and asked her

to write "爽" on the cake

it's not their birthdays, but they just felt like buying a cake

作者: tapioca 時間: 2010-2-19 22:48

A customer called and said that she purchased 3 items (2 for her husband and 1 for hershelf), but when she looked at the bag there are only 2 items but got charged for 3! The staff who rang in her purchase pretty sure she gave her all 3 and we checked our inventory everything are exactly right. We asked her to look everywhere like her vehicle and double check her bag to see if it got stuck somewhere, and she insisted that she looked and could not find it at all, and we shorted her an item by makeing her paid!! Later on she came back, dropped her bag with merchanize on our counter and wanted us to replace her missing item!! When she dropped the bag on the counter, "the missing item" just flew out from the bag!!!!! go figure @_@

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-20 00:26

24# chocobun

hahaha I like ur stories xP

作者: 快樂牛郎 時間: 2010-2-20 00:43

A lot of you work(ed) in retail

作者: ricrick 時間: 2010-2-20 01:05

作者: chocobun 時間: 2010-2-20 02:36

本帖最後由 chocobun 於 2010-2-20 03:52 編輯

24# chocobun

hahaha I like ur stories xP
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-20 01:26

thanks! if anyone wanna hear more i have LOTS more... just dun wanna bored ppl by typing pages :p
let me throw in a few more...

1) some dude walks up to the desk... "where's your atm?"
me: "sir it's just around the corner there..." *points
dude: "does your atm machine give out mexican money?"
me: ".......no sir... it only gives canadian..... . . . . . ." (well HELLOOOO... welcome to CANADA???? i'm not sure if the atm can fit ALL different currencies from all around the world......)

2) guest walks up to me... "do you have antibiotics?"...
me: ........................... no...
(does this look like a drug store to you?? even if i do i cant give it to you..... i hope people know by now that you have to take a FULL CYCLE of antibiotics anyway???)

3) used to work in a hotel with theatre... one night i was covering switchboard...
me: "thank you for calling blah blah blah .... *does my little speech...* how may i help you?"
(turns out the person who called was a celebrity who was to perform that night... i forgot who it was)
celebrity: i'm ________ and i dont know how to get to the stage and i'm almsot late for my performance!!!
me: where are you right now?
celebrity: i'm in the back stage...
me: ........................................ (em... back stage and front stage... only a door apart??)... okay i'll send someone to help you RIGHT AWAY......

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-20 03:39

33# chocobun

I dunno abt others... but I enjoy reading ur stories... lol xP

作者: samsung 時間: 2010-2-20 10:13

33# chocobun

I dunno abt others... but I enjoy reading ur stories... lol xP
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-20 04:39

yes, more plz

作者: MSN04 時間: 2010-2-20 13:56

我公司的會計：

1) 由公司行去BANK，來回至多20分鐘。佢渣車去，要45分鐘先返到（最快）
如果忙，個個都會幫手聽電話，唯獨她從來不懂

2) 個個返830（除非有MEETING）。不過唔知點解，佢係一定冇MEETING，BUT每日 ...
B仔發表於 2010-2-19 10:04

accountants 係咁架嘛...
我公司隔離都係 accounting.. 好鬼準時返工, 放工... 真係羨慕死人.

作者: 快樂牛郎 時間: 2010-2-20 14:27

accountants 係咁架嘛...
我公司隔離都係 accounting.. 好鬼準時返工, 放工... 真係羨慕死人.
MSN04 發表於 2010/2/20 13:56

you are talking about accountants who make 50k a year, not those who make 150k a year

作者: tofu 時間: 2010-2-20 21:26

i overheard this story

teller:  how can i help you today
client:  i want to deposit this cheque to my account but i don't have my bank card with me
teller:  that's ok, do you have a piece of picture id
client:  yes, my driver license
teller:  sorry sir, do you go by another name, we can't find you in our system.
client:  (rising his voice)  my account is under this name, i have been bank with you guys for 10+ years....
a/m:  sorry sir, we can't find your info. under our system, by chance, do you remember your account number or can you come back with your back card
client:  xxxyyyzzz  if i have my bank card, i will just deposit at the bank machine.  i don't know why t_ bank hire all the stupid people.
everyone in the branch was shock...........because....
a/m:  excuse me, did you just say t_ bank, you have account with t_ bank?
client: ar..........????yes, t_bank
a/m:  but you are at R__ bank, t_ bank is across the street.

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-20 22:36

people are so cooooooooooooool

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-2-20 22:42

Another teller story:

A dude handed me a cheque. When I look at the cheque, the written amount was "Pi", and the numeric amount was the math Pi symbol...........

me: sorry, I cannot deposit the cheque for you
dude: er..... why not?
me: (trying not to laugh) I can't deposit 3.141516, right? (I was amazed that I could remember the numeric form of Pi!)
dude: why not? go ahead!
me: sorry, this is not a legitimate cheque!

I have a similar story like Tofu:

A client handed me a C__C bank card and wanted to do a deposit.
me: sorry, do you have another bank card?
client: no, so what do you want me to do!?
me: Do you have a R__ bank card? We can't deposit with a C__C bank card.
client: no, that's the only card I got. So what do you want me to do!!!!!
(repeat 3 times)
lady @ next wicket: so........... you go to C__C and make your deposit!
client: oh, is it not C__C here???

Aren't they colour blind? T_ is green, R__ is blue, and C__C is red!!!

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-2-20 22:50

me: thank you for calling Petcetera, xxx's speaking. How may I help you?
him: I'm calling from Montreal working for a Hollywood Magazine. Is Petcetera a big petstore with doggy daycare?
me: yes
him: Does Jennifer Garner shops here?
me: (shock) whaattttt??????? Jennifer Garner???????
him: Petcetera is a big petstore. A lot of Hollywood stars must be shopping at your store. Can you tell me who shopped here?
me: Sorry this is my customer's privacy. I cannot tell you.
him: (mad) You have to understand that I'm calling all the way from Montreal. So you have to tell me!
me: whether you are calling from Montreal or anywhere else have nothing to do with me. I can't tell you! (hung up)

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-2-20 22:50

customer: em... I want to buy some mint
me: there you are (pointing at the Yip Yap)(Yip Yap is a mint for dogs)
customer: (paid and about to go)thank you! My grandchildren love those!
me: wait! Are you looking for mint for human or for dogs?
customer: oh, are these for dogs? Where am I?
me: you are at a pet store!
customer: oh, I thought I am in a supermarket!

More interesting stories about Petcetera available here:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2270684274

作者: 快樂牛郎 時間: 2010-2-20 22:54

i overheard this story

teller:  how can i help you today
client:  i want to deposit this cheque to my account but i don't have my bank card with me
teller:  that's ok, do you have a piece of picture  ...
tofu 發表於 2010/2/20 21:26

Love this~~

作者: chocobun 時間: 2010-2-20 23:54

ok then.. more hotel stories...

1) on a sold-out night......
woman: do you have a room available?
me: no i'm sorry we're sold out...
woman: what?? not even one room??? all i need is ONE room....
me: sorry we are really sold out...
woman: seriously!???? not even... ONE... ROOM....????
me: ...................... no sorry....
(no matter how many times you ask a room still wont magically appear out of nowhere... or is it like... yeah i have tons of rooms but i hide from you cuz i dont like you???)

2) last time i said a hotel with threatre i guess i kinda gave it away.. yes i used to work at the River Rock before. we have tons of guest from mainland chinese who doesnt speak any english but BIG gamblers. so i was checking in this guy using my very broken mandarin and somehow he's very interested in what the hotel's name is.

dude: 這個地方叫什麼名字?
me: 河石賭場酒店...
dude: *points at the word "River Rock" on key packet* 這個怎麼唸﹖
me: eh... River Rock
dude: ree-rooo?
me: 不是﹐是 River Rock
dude: 噢.... re-ra-roo
me:................. 對....

(didn't have the heart to correct him anymore...)

3) a more recent one, happened just yesterday... over the phone...
me: Thank you for calling blahblahblahblahblah... blahblahblahblahblah... how may i assist you??
woman: do you have any rooms available tonight?
me: yes we still have one last room available.
woman: that's great! how much is it?
me: it's a room with a king size bed selling for $5_ _ plus tax.
woman: what!? aren't your room rates usually around $200?
me: yeah... but it's the last room and it's the olympics......
woman: it's the olympics!?
me: ...............................

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-22 09:13

This can be the best thread I have read so far.

There was one time I was waiting in the checkout counter and the man before was ready to pay.  He took out a card and the cashier asked him if this was a debit card and the man said yes.

She then processed the card as debit card and asked the man to punch in the info in the keypad.  After he did so, the machine said failed transaction.  The man cannot believe it and insisted the card should be working because he shopped in TnT many times before.  The cashier tried it again but second time it still came back failed.

The man got pissed off and demanded to see supervisor.  His wife already advised him to pay cash because many people including me were waiting already.  The supervisor came and took a look of the card and told the cashier that it was a credit card......

The cashier was mumbling and complaining to us when the man left that he did not tell her that was a credit card...

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-2-22 10:12

Me: Hi My name is Superberry calling from Coast Wholesale Applicances. I would like to verify the address for your tomorrow's delivery.
dude: What? no no no...... I don't need any appliances
Me: Are you expecting a delivery tomorrow?
dude: What? What delivery? I didn't buy anything!
Me: Did you buy any applicanes? I'm calling from CWA!
Dude: What? What Coastal?
Me: No...... c-o-a-s-t wholesale applicanes. Did you buy a fridge? We are going to deliver it to you tomorrow!
Dude: oh yeah! Coast! You are sending the fridge to me tomorrow? What time?

(Dude, you really believe I can give you a delivery time?)

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-22 10:30

45# myversa

I think is the cashier's fault then =.=
If I m right...
Didn't that she should b the 1 double check what card is it??? lol

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-22 10:38

47# IcySugar

haha the cashier kept on complaining to us that it was that man's fault for telling him it was a debit card.

I think the man has fault too for not knowing what types of card he is giving out.

We picked the shortest line but ended up waiting the longest.

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-22 10:44

&pid 48# myversa

Well... HaHa... U know... Dere is alot ppl dun realli know wat is a debit card... HAHAHA...
Everytime I hav to double check what kind of card is it lol...

I dunno haha... Cuz if the cashier did check... this won't happen... lol
even the person didn't know that is a CC instead of a DC lol

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-22 12:29

49# IcySugar

true. The cashier just cannot admit she is at fault and keeping on blaming on the man. Her Cantonese was too fast for me to understand all of what she was saying.

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-22 12:32

ai ... last time i even had a customer throw visa at mi... >.<

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-22 12:35

ai ... last time i even had a customer throw visa at mi... >.
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-22 13:32

throw visa at you? what happened?

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-22 12:54

I don't realli rmb wat had realli happen...
all I rmb is that I do not let this lady refund the swim suit
haha... n she did that 2 mi ... lol

lol n my frd n I got mad 2 ...
so... We for sure wouldn't let her refund it...

if other nice ppl... haha sometimes I will... open 1 eye... n close 1 eye lol

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-2-22 14:48

ai ... last time i even had a customer throw visa at mi... >.
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-22 13:32

there's one time, a lady not only threw paper onto me and my co-worker, she threatened to kill us! End up we had to call police.

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-22 15:32

54# superberry

Police =S...
What happen at the end?

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-2-22 15:58

55# IcySugar

Police showed up in 1 minute, trying to figure out what was going on without any success. Then, they grabbed the little lady by her arms and dragged her out........ it was fun to watch!

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-22 16:01

gum doe duk... lol
what did u guyz do lol...
make her that angry?

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-22 16:01

55# IcySugar

Police showed up in 1 minute, trying to figure out what was going on without any success. Then, they grabbed the little lady by her arms and dragged her out........ it was fun to watch ...
superberry 發表於 2010-2-22 16:58

Police showed up in 1 minute? This is in Canada?

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-2-22 22:11

本帖最後由 superberry 於 2010-2-22 23:13 編輯

58# myversa

cuz it happened in the bank........... ha ha.

IcySugar: just some stupid retard customer service issue........... the woman is insane, ha ha

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-22 22:21

people are so insane
call police for just a refund?

作者: tofu 時間: 2010-2-22 22:55

this happened to my friend
she was the first one showed up at work since she has an early conference call.  she was a little bit late, so she entered the bank and ran to her office and used her phone & computer to sign up for conference call right away.  few minutes later, she went to make a coffee.  when she stepped out her office, she saw her co-worker was quietly open the main door and there were few sdu behind her co-worker.  everyone was freeze for couple seconds. the sdu walked in and took her out.  then they question her.
sdu:  anyone else in the bank?  are you safe?
employee:  yes, what happens?
sdu:  you stay here?  (then they search the bank)
employee:  what happens?
co-worker:  the alarm was on and the alarm company call few people at the branch but no one picked up the phone?  why didn't you pick up the phone?  did you cancel the alarm?
employee:  oh shxxx.  i forgot to cancel the alarm.  and i was on a conference call so i didn't know they just call me.  why we need to use the "silent alarm".
co-worker:  the alarm company called the police.  the police thought you are hold as hostage so they sent the sdu here.  the roads around the bank were block.  you will be famous soon.
but when she talked to other co-workers at different branches, she found out she was not the only, but she was the only one got sdu instead of police.

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-23 08:29

That reminds me I cannot remember my office alarm code correctly and there were few times that the security company called and questioned me.

作者: samsung 時間: 2010-2-23 12:43

I love this post

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-23 14:45

cooooooooool story, bros

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-2-23 16:33

Tiffiant: the bank called police because the stupid retard client threatened to kill us, not customer call police to get a refund

Tofu: Similar thing happened to my ex-coworker. The bank just set up a new alarm system, and my co-worker forgot about that. Of coruse he missed the silient alarm. Few minutes later, he was surrounded by cops pointing guns at him! ha ha

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-23 16:35

good, guys excellent to share to my hus

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-24 08:31

good, guys excellent to share to my hus
tiffiant 發表於 2010-2-23 17:35

Do you really have to lie again in a good topic like this? sigh...

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-24 10:22

who can i share with ar?
i'm living with him~~~...if i share, who do i share ar?

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-2-28 00:23

44# chocobun
65# superberry

No more story la??? HaHa xP
I am waiting for new 1zzz ... HaHa xP

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-2-28 08:31

Before I worked in my restaurant, right before the restaurant (food court) was closing every night, there was always one guy came over the restaurant asking if we can give him free food. Out of good heart and we did not keep vegetables overnight and we gave him the vegetables. The next day, he came again. this time he got greedy and asked if we can give him some meat items. And the next day, he asked for free soups. He even kept on asking us to put more meat item in it... geeezzz.

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-2-28 11:35

just give him the bad food or overnight food
~~

作者: pkphilip 時間: 2010-2-28 22:52

I have way too many dumb customers and I often want to show them this video:

[youtube]pQHX-SjgQvQ[/youtube]

Philip

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-3-5 12:38

too bad, pkphilip's long stories got deleted...

this happened to my friend's bubble tea store.

customer: ladies, I think you double charged on my card.
The customer then showed my friend his debit card.
my friend: really? but this is a debit card.
customer: so?
my friend: every time we need to process a debit card transaction, you need to punch in the code and stuff. It is impossible for us to double charge.
customer:...

I think that customer just tried to scam my friend...

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-3-16 13:48

aw... No more interesting story 2 hear lu >.>

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-3-16 13:55

There were but it got deleted...

作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2010-3-16 13:55

你地公司有冇D " 90後 " 既同事? 見到佢地既工作態度同辦事能力我就眼火爆

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-3-16 14:17

你地公司有冇D " 90後 " 既同事? 見到佢地既工作態度同辦事能力我就眼火爆 ...
Purpleheart 發表於 2010-3-16 13:55

share the story lo.

作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2010-3-16 14:46

我間公司好鐘意請1st & 2nd year 既大學生, 我估而家都係 "90後" 啦
佢地工作態度如下 :

1. 返工永遠遲 5-10 mins.....然後解釋係塞車, 架車出現問題啦, 搵唔到位泊車啦
到有一日真係準時返到 , 就以一個勝利既姿態同你講 " 我今日早到左呀 ! "

2. 選擇性做自己想做既簡單工作, 心態係 " 我唔做遲D實有人做埋架啦 "

3. 明明係自己既 job duties, 做完出黎就好 proud of 自己做到, 稱讚自己好有辦事能力

4. 唔明又唔問, 到做錯野俾人鬧就黑口黑面, 覺得你針對佢.....之後你仲要幫佢執手尾

5. 剛開始入黎公司 train 佢, 同佢解釋公司所有野同運作
返左兩個月後佢竟然問返你 " 請問影印機白紙放o係邊? "

作者: fibbi 時間: 2010-3-16 14:51

嘩，新人都敢遲到？我以前返工梗要早過老細，就算唔早過佢，佢返7:45我都返8點。（我係返彈性上班時間嘅）
不過宜家就。。。

作者: chocobun 時間: 2010-3-16 21:58

we have some airline crews that stay at our hotel on a regular basis and sometimes they are very interesting...

yesterday at work......

FA (with strong chinese accent): i'm looking your hotel restaurant...
me: *points* it's right behind you there...
FA: oh okay... i'm looking for one for brunch or lunch tomorrow...
me: yep that one serves breakfast lunch and dinner
FA: oh that's the hotel restaurant?
me: yes that's the one.. we only have one restaurant in the hotel.
FA: oh.. that's it?? just one?
me: yes we only have one...
FA: but i dont want to go to that one.. is there another one?
me:..................... no we only have one
(do you want me to build you one like RIGHT NOW???)

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-3-16 22:22

回復 80# chocobun

邊間啲飛X咁吋
講！等我同你教訓佢

作者: chocobun 時間: 2010-3-16 22:50

回復 81# sheep
算啦~ 人o地漏o左個腦o係班機度已經好慘﹐你就原諒人啦~

作者: superberry 時間: 2010-3-16 23:13

回復 78# Purpleheart

仲有唔抵得人地做野快過好過佢, 隔個月就撩交嗌, 準過經期!

每日花o係講是非的時間是工作的兩倍

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2010-8-10 00:26

no more story la?

作者: IcySugar 時間: 2012-6-6 19:26

o man... I miss this post... but I guess no more interesting story at work now =(

作者: chunsh 時間: 2012-6-16 21:47

我公司的會計：

1) 由公司行去BANK，來回至多20分鐘。佢渣車去，要45分鐘先返到（最快）
如果忙，個個都會 ...
B仔發表於 2010-2-19 09:04

點解你office好似o甘多限制既??
又要有dress code, 又要番o甘早??
customers always go to your office to have meeting?

作者: chunsh 時間: 2012-6-16 21:55

有个鸡毛主管有朝早懒有心咁话要請班伙記食午飯喎，但係自己又遲遲唔蒲头，咁嗰曰成班工友见佢唔出現咪call ...
CWong 發表於 2010-2-19 11:29

華人公司?
主管係男定女?

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