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作者: myversa 時間: 2010-3-19 12:55 標題: How often do you go PuPu?

本帖最後由 myversa 於 2010-3-19 13:01 編輯

I now I am bored...

btw, how to call go to toilet (big one)?

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-3-19 12:58

開大

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-3-19 13:02

爆石

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-3-19 13:06

出(宮)

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-3-19 13:23

Choice #5-7...wtf...

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-3-19 13:25

屙屎

作者: its_visa 時間: 2010-3-19 13:29

回復 5# B仔

actually i have a friend that only does it MAYBE once a week hhaha

作者: myversa 時間: 2010-3-19 13:30

Choice #5-7...wtf...
B仔發表於 2010-3-19 13:23

http://finance.qq.com/a/20091019/001294.htm

　晨報訊　她不是孕婦，卻“懷胎”半年，瘦弱的身體頂著便便大腹。昨天上午，在南京軍區南京總醫院舉辦的“60周年院慶真情回報社會大型義診”現場，一位29歲的便秘病人頂著大肚子就診引起了專家的關注。而如此大的肚子居然是亂吃藥吃出來的。已經1個月沒有大便了今年 29歲的小華（化名），大學畢業后到美國讀書，但呆了5年后，挺個大肚子回來了。面對大家不解的眼光，她有苦說不出。因為她還沒有男朋友，更別說是懷孕了。之所以變成這樣，是因為已經1個月沒有大便了。她患上了嚴重的便秘，回國就是為了解決這個難言之隱。小華告訴記者，其實，她的便秘從上幼兒園就開始了，她有時候想大便，但不敢跟老師說，常常自己忍著，實在肚子脹，就用開塞露。就這樣到了15歲時，小華幾乎10天才排便一次。因為學習忙碌，家人並沒有太在意，小華經常吃一些瀉藥來排便。5年前，大學畢業的小華去美國讀書並定居，便秘更加嚴重。不得已，小華吃起了各種防便秘的保健品和藥物。小華不僅不敢交朋友，更不敢出去旅游，因為每次蹲馬桶就是1個多小時，而且還不一定能排出。今年夏天，她的肚子越來越大，忍無可忍的她選擇回國治療。昨天，在南京軍區南京總醫院，小華被診斷為頑固性便秘和繼發性巨結腸，她的大便全部積聚在結腸裡。手術發現，她的結腸直徑達到了20厘米，而正常人的結腸直徑隻有3－5厘米，出現如此嚴重的便秘，和她亂吃藥有很大的關系。

作者: fibbi 時間: 2010-3-19 14:00

I have a few friends go once or twice a week ... >_<

作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2010-3-19 14:16

多吃生果同菜就日日有大便架喇~~~
日日有大便, 皮膚會靚D架~~

作者: fibbi 時間: 2010-3-19 14:18

For those who has constipation problem... try drink prune juice... it's very "effective"!

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-3-19 14:22

回復 B仔

actually i have a friend that only does it MAYBE once a week hhaha
its_visa 發表於 2010-3-19 13:29

佢地唔覺得佢地有便痺嘅問題架咩？！

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-3-19 14:26

回復 8# myversa

O.........Mi..........GOD~~~~

點忍呀？！？！
細個去廁所點解咁怕話比老師聽？！

我想知。。。。
佢一次去便便，要沖幾多次廁所？ LOOOOL
一個星期先一次，廁所唔室咩？！

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-3-19 14:35

回復 myversa

O.........Mi..........GOD~~~~

點忍呀？！？！
細個去廁所點解咁怕話比老師聽？！

我 ...
B仔發表於 2010-3-19 14:26

overflow...

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2010-3-19 21:13

Say ~ 3 per 2 day ...

作者: ricrick 時間: 2010-3-19 23:33

我懶，所以多屎尿

作者: CWong 時間: 2010-3-25 08:50

多吃生果同菜就日日有大便架喇~~~
日日有大便, 皮膚會靚D架~~
Purpleheart 發表於 19/3/2010 14:16

疴出嚟嘅仲可以用嚟种菜，种出嚟嘅菜又可以餵羊！

作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2010-3-25 17:54

CWong 哥哥, 你唔食菜架?

作者: peter236 時間: 2010-3-25 18:18

You people should eat banana every day.

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-3-25 20:07

You people should eat banana every day.
peter236 發表於 2010-3-25 18:18

你講野同 PU PU 一樣

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-3-25 20:08

CWong 哥哥, 你唔食菜架?
Purpleheart 發表於 2010-3-25 17:54

種菜嘅就唔食菜㗎

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-3-25 21:04

warning：食緊飯就 skip 左我呢個 post

拿咁有一次半夜啲舖頭栓晒門我又要去開大仲係現晒青筋果隻咁我就搵定個膠袋同啲 napkin 行上個半山度個公園娟入去中間果棵樹一路開一路gup實有無人好似有一兩部車行過棵樹啲葉都幾密下之後咪打包跟住就若無其事咁行返落街眈垃圾

總之呢啲情況至緊要夠冷靜

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-3-25 21:09

warning：食緊飯就 skip 左我呢個 post

拿咁有一次半夜啲舖頭栓晒門我又要去開大仲係現晒青筋 ...
playingtoy 發表於 2010-3-25 21:04

屙屎好喇
唔好放屁

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-3-25 21:17

warning：same as the above

仲有幾次係飲大左行路peah下peah下入去gas station個washroom之後唔知過左幾耐啲人嚮出面排隊等我我咪話give me a minute又柯又作嘔作嘔完又柯跟住油站條友又嚮門口度嗌hurry up man lots of people are waiting我咪又give me a minute咁我真係出唔到黎丫嘛

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-3-25 21:18

屙屎好喇
唔好放屁
sheep 發表於 2010-3-25 21:09

放屁就打草驚蛇

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-3-25 21:36

out of my personal experience in public washroom i made the following conclusions out of my observations:

A some people like the smell of their poo poo they will keep it as long as possible and not to flush
B some people flush it right away either to keep the air fresh and or make more rooms for their next investment
C sometimes you hear some people keep unrolling toilet paper they just keep unrolling and unrolling and unrolling and i suspect they never have to buy their toilet paper (i might have done something like that many many years ago or i could have taken the whole roll i don't quite remember)
D i was sleeping in a washroom once and another guy told me to go cause he sleeps there (that was VPL main library BTW it was considered one of the cleanest no doubt there is competition)
E i was so quiet and sometimes the cleaning lady just walked in without knowing me was there

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-3-26 07:31

i was so quiet and sometimes the cleaning lady just walked in without knowing me was there
playingtoy 發表於 2010-3-25 21:36

Then, how do you know that she had been there before?

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-3-26 15:28

Then, how do you know that she had been there before?
sheep 發表於 2010-3-26 07:31

let me try to recall it's been so long OK most of the time she will yell out loud "is anybody there" before she walked in with her bucket but sometimes i was sleeping or half asleep and then i hear her cleaning the toilet room so either she didn't ask and assumed i wasn't there or she asked and i was sleeping and didn't respond or she knew i was sleeping there and she preferred not to wake me up

作者: MAXIMUS 時間: 2010-4-27 11:00

回復 26# playingtoy

I have an uncle who works at Canada post mail plant,
he told me that he used to hide/sleep in the washroom
for hours and never get caught.
The plant is so big and some staffs do not work at certain
station so they may vanish for a few hours, just return
to the plant and clock out.
I worked part-time at the CP as well when I was in college, , my
job was to collect the strayed carts, so I could be anywhere
inside the building, some staffs even sneak out for couple of hours.

作者: yayaya 時間: 2010-4-27 18:36

食蕉

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