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作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-28 13:25 標題: 最多細路受騙係....

大家又中左邊幾樣?

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-1-28 13:51

i would say.... santa claus?

作者: 布小熊 時間: 2008-1-28 13:59

we picked you up from an allay.

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-28 14:02

原帖由 布小熊 於 2008-1-28 13:59 發表
we picked you up from an allay.

#10 is similar enough la!

作者: 布小熊 時間: 2008-1-28 14:16

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-1-28 02:02 PM 發表

#10 is similar enough la!

Not exactly wor....even tho they picked me up in an allary. Someone still had to give birth to me.
#10 means ... I was abnormal... monster captured inside a piece of rock?

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-28 14:35

原帖由 布小熊 於 2008-1-28 14:16 發表

Not exactly wor....even tho they picked me up in an allary. Someone still had to give birth to me.
#10 means ... I was abnormal... monster captured inside a piece of rock?

I think the parents just didn't want to tell the kid sexual related stuff jeh
尷尬嘛

just like "you were born from the armpit" xD

作者: 布小熊 時間: 2008-1-28 15:49

may be... but the rest of my siblings didn't get picked up wor..
haha we watched enough TV to know where about babies/baby animals are born from.

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-28 16:55

原帖由 布小熊 於 2008-1-28 15:49 發表
may be... but the rest of my siblings didn't get picked up wor..
haha we watched enough TV to know where about babies/baby animals are born from.

LOL i guess you are an unique case then

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2008-1-28 17:47

豆皮那個

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-28 17:48

LP 姐 i guess your lg isn't 豆皮 then?

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2008-1-28 18:05

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-1-28 17:48 發表
LP 姐 i guess your lg isn't 豆皮 then?

唔係豆皮架。。。哈哈。。。可能因為我細個食飯食得好乾淨。。。哈哈哈。。。J/K

講起雖然話男仔唔係計較有無豆豆﹐但同我拍過拖的男仔還現時的老公﹐都係皮光肉滑的呢。。。或者潛意識都幾介意男仔塊面核突﹐哈哈哈。。。

好似話馬國明﹐都算高大威猛﹐樣子唔差﹐但有家整容醫院登過他未整面時的核突樣﹐當堂倒了胃口。。。各位 LYK 如果甘橋你又係滿面豆皮﹐唔好介意﹐我只係發表個人看法﹐唔係話你。。。或者正好你的另一半最鐘意就係有豆豆的你呢。。。

[ 本帖最後由 Littleprince 於 2008-1-28 18:09 編輯 ]

作者: yungfourfour 時間: 2008-1-28 19:41

This thread is AWESOME!

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-28 19:44

hahaha what's 丫烏 anyway?

作者: Wuii 時間: 2008-1-28 20:02

Isn't the best one 你大個就會知?

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-28 20:27

廣東叫"丫烏", 其實是有悠久歷史
唐朝語言發音接近廣東話, 以前稱"麻胡"

傳說中的壞人，用來嚇唬啼哭中的小孩。
唐˙李匡義˙資暇集˙卷下˙非麻胡：俗怖嬰兒曰：麻胡來！不知其源者，以為多髯之神而驗刺者，非也。隋將軍麻祜，性酷虐，煬帝令開汴河，威稜既盛，至稚童望風而畏，互相恐嚇曰：麻祜來！稚童語不正，轉祜為胡。

《朝花夕拾》鲁迅散文

後記

　　我在第三篇講《二十四孝》的開頭，說北京恐嚇小孩的“馬虎子”應作“麻胡子”，是指麻叔謀，而且以他為胡人。現在知道是錯了，“胡”應作“祜”，是叔謀之名，見唐人李濟翁做的《資暇集》卷下，題雲《非麻胡》。原文如次：－－

　　俗怖嬰兒曰：麻胡來！不知其源者，以為多髯之神而驗刺者，非也。
隋將軍麻祜，性酷虐，煬帝令開汴河，威棱既盛，至稚童望風而畏，互相
恐嚇曰：麻祜來！稚童語不正，轉祜為胡。只如憲宗朝涇將郝（王比），
蕃中皆畏憚，其國嬰兒啼者，以玭怖之則止。又，武宗朝，閭閻孩
孺相脅雲：薛尹來！鹹類此也。況《魏志》載張文遠遼來之明證乎？（原
注：麻祜廟在睢陽。鹿?方節度李丕即其後。丕為重建碑。）

　　原來我的識見，就正和唐朝的“不知其源者”相同，貽譏於千載之前，真是咎有應得，只好苦笑。但又不知麻祜廟碑或碑文，現在尚在睢陽或存于方志中否？倘在，我們當可以看見和小說《開河記》所載相反的他的功業。

作者: ravemother 時間: 2008-1-28 23:32

sadly, i believed in 豆皮老婆

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-28 23:49

原帖由 ravemother 於 2008-1-28 23:32 發表
sadly, i believed in 豆皮老婆

but rave i don't think it came true haha

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-29 11:31

6. 「裝人沖涼會生眼挑針」

咁睇阿嬌D相點算?

作者: CWong 時間: 2008-1-29 14:51

原帖由 puZZle 於 29/1/2008 11:31 發表
6. 「裝人沖涼會生眼挑針」

咁睇阿嬌D相點算?

OhOh...you'll blind!

作者: superberry 時間: 2008-1-29 22:43

原帖由 布小熊 於 2008-1-28 13:59 發表
we picked you up from an allay.

we are so similar........... my mom picked me up at 灣仔街市魚檔隔離個籮! (I don't know why my mom has to be so detail lor..... just to 敷衍 a 4 year old daughter!)

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-1-30 23:46

原帖由 superberry 於 2008-1-29 22:43 發表

we are so similar........... my mom picked me up at 灣仔街市魚檔隔離個籮! (I don't know why my mom has to be so detail lor..... just to 敷衍 a 4 year old daughter!)

o_o
does your birth certificate says "born in 灣仔街市魚檔隔離個籮"? hahah

作者: Intelstan 時間: 2008-1-31 11:11

I've never heard of #8 before.

作者: renerene 時間: 2008-1-31 15:08

my parents / grandparents / relatives told me most of the above when i was young.. and sadly.. i believed in most of them.. ><

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-2 00:28

原帖由 renerene 於 2008-1-31 15:08 發表
my parents / grandparents / relatives told me most of the above when i was young.. and sadly.. i believed in most of them.. >

都正常o既

were u a good kid then?

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-2 15:48

#1)Those photos are photoshopped

#2)I feel sorry for the kids. What if the kids saw those photos, the person who took those naked photo should be ashamed (quoted from Gil when she commented on Ms. Lau's naked photos)

作者: pigheadbone 時間: 2008-2-2 16:42

?????

作者: superberry 時間: 2008-2-2 18:15

Here's my mom's another joke/lie:

月光光, 照地唐. 蝦仔你乖乖跌落床, 阿媽要打麻雀 lor, 阿爺要飲茶 lor........

I really thought this is the original correct version when I was small!!! gee....... until this day, I don't know how to sing the original one!

作者: renerene 時間: 2008-2-3 00:47

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-2-2 00:28 發表

都正常o既

were u a good kid then?

lol.. yes i was very good.. haha XD

作者: 布小熊 時間: 2008-2-4 00:15

原帖由 superberry 於 2008-1-29 10:43 PM 發表

we are so similar........... my mom picked me up at 灣仔街市魚檔隔離個籮! (I don't know why my mom has to be so detail lor..... just to 敷衍 a 4 year old daughter!)

haha we are!
I don't know... my mom gave us the name of the alley too... and it's near a public washroom... so it's very stinky... didn't know why my mom picked that place.

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-4 00:51

原帖由 pigheadbone 於 2008-2-2 16:42 發表
?????

??? x2

作者: simplistic 時間: 2008-2-4 02:34

我哥細個時好怕食「啫啫雞煲」

我媽同阿叔成日搵佢笨話唔知會夾到d咩上喱

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-22 13:46

原帖由 simplistic 於 2008-2-4 02:34 發表
我哥細個時好怕食「啫啫雞煲」
我媽同阿叔成日搵佢笨話唔知會夾到d咩上喱

haha did your bro double check if he lost anything?

作者: siuming 時間: 2008-3-10 17:08

好彩我d利是係自己keep既姐

作者: angeldevil 時間: 2008-3-13 23:44

MAN..........
this one> 食唔清 D 飯會娶個豆皮老婆 got me!!!!

I still eat as clean as can be!!!
LOL

作者: kisstherain 時間: 2008-3-13 23:54

My grandma has told me the following and I believed her!
- 訓係度食飯會變左條蛇。
- 唔好做一字馬如果唔係你會係中間擘開一半。
- 唔好吞左 D 橙/ watermelon 核於果唔係你頭頂會生樹。

小學同學話 rubberband 會吸血我又真係信 wor!

反而 I was never curious where I came from...

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-3-14 00:12

my old old post got dug up o_o

作者: whitecho 時間: 2008-3-14 12:01

更係「成績好買玩具俾你」啦。

作者: zuesel 時間: 2008-3-23 08:06 標題: bad parents

I hate that! "Eat green onions and you will be smart!"

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作者: Surreal 時間: 2009-3-19 01:24

我啊爸啊媽從來唔會對我講呢D

除左第一.....

其他「食唔清 D 飯會娶個豆皮老婆」「講大話會甩大牙」
都係啊爺啊嬤講既

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