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作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-6-12 10:55 標題: Drunken Mistake

Drunken Mistake
By Ryan Murphy

An extremely drunk man looking for a brothel stumbles blindly into a podiatrist's office instead. He weaves over to the receptionist. Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed, telling him to "stick it through that curtain."

Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk whips out his Johnson and sticks it through the crack in the curtains.

"That's not a foot!" screams the receptionist.

"Geez!" replies the drunk: "I didn't know you had a minimum."

作者: BuddhaGirl604 時間: 2010-6-12 12:06

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作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-6-12 15:13

回復 2# BuddhaGirl604

took me 1 min to understand this 1

作者: tofu 時間: 2010-6-12 21:24

18+...

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-6-12 23:18

kekeke

作者: samsung 時間: 2010-6-12 23:31

I don't get it

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-6-13 09:24

I don't get it
samsung 發表於 2010-6-12 23:31

唔夠一尺
冇得傾
係唔係咁？

作者: BuddhaGirl604 時間: 2010-6-15 01:01

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作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-6-15 02:40

條友醉左想叫雞就行錯入間 "腳"專科診所

個姑娘剩係望佢對腳（梗係行到左搖右擺）

以為佢係黎睇症

條punchline用左相關語

http://chrisleung1954.mysinablog ... p;articleId=1919954

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he pointed out.

To the first mother, he said, 'For instance,you are obsessed with sweet stuff . You've even named your daughter Candy.'(＊1)

He turned to the second mum: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your daughter's name, Penny.'(＊2)

At this point, the third mother took her little boy by the hand, and whispered,

'Come on Dick, this man is just talking rubbish. Let's get away and pick your little brother Willy up from school.(＊3)

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-6-15 08:02

回復 9# playingtoy

你條 LINK 講翻譯
好多年前電視台有齣星空奇遇
隊長叫人將個病人送去 SICK BAY
字幕譯成（病灣）

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2010-6-21 09:02

that place serves black guys only....

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