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作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-26 23:48 標題: 港男

品性篇：
港男學歷也不低  就讀福建大學系
GEL頭穿耳扮型仔錶袋晒命扮有米
時事新聞唔願睇  黃碟3仔起勢咪
閂埋房門隔絕世  打機上網電腦迷
返學最愛溝女仔  放學最叻球場砌
三五成群喂喂喂  乜野粗口都講齊
稱兄道弟扮晒威  一講義氣乜都制
踢波射籃樣樣齊  陪女shopping話咪制
手機ipod要最貴  最緊要係唔失禮
駛錢速度有得揮  冇錢都要識女仔

求偶篇：
平時識開啲女仔  唔靚都唔會傾計
首先樣貌要好睇  最好身材似魔鬼
仲要溫柔知識禮  又要細心體貼兮
入得廚房出廳堂  節儉愛心煲靚湯
港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威
出少少錢嘈嘈閉  但對自己就大洗
識女條件上面睇  但連一蚊唔願駛
最好啲女把飯餵  仲要貼錢俾你駛
溝女都係為跩跩  一晚傾計兩晚砌
唔俾就話扮高貴  俾你又話人係雞
把口賤過地底泥  唔該上進俾人睇

作者: sacky 時間: 2008-2-27 00:54

creative = =` first time hearing the term "gong nam"

唔俾就話扮高貴俾你又話人係雞 @@

作者: e0131 時間: 2008-2-27 02:28

唔俾就話扮高貴俾你又話人係雞

yes i do personally know someone like that...

作者: Serenade 時間: 2008-2-27 05:00

港男學歷也不低  就讀福建大學系
Doesn't this goes both ways for girls in HK too?

GEL頭穿耳扮型仔錶袋晒命扮有米
How many are like that out there?! I haven't seen very many except in MK,
and this goes the same for the girls too?!

時事新聞唔願睇  黃碟3仔起勢咪
閂埋房門隔絕世  打機上網電腦迷
Unfortunately... these two are both true...

返學最愛溝女仔  放學最叻球場砌
Unfortunately the most guys in HK are so weak now that they don't even have the guts to confess?!

三五成群喂喂喂  乜野粗口都講齊
Depends?! This was the same 10 years ago too, not much change

稱兄道弟扮晒威  一講義氣乜都制
This is more like the reverse... Guys in HK are so useless and selfish now.

踢波射籃樣樣齊  陪女shopping話咪制
Why go shopping with the HK girls when all they want the guy to do is:
carry their stuff, pay for them, and waste their time?

手機ipod要最貴  最緊要係唔失禮
This is the same for kids in other countries too!

駛錢速度有得揮  冇錢都要識女仔
HA??? Why is it a requirement to have money to meet girls?!
This poem is obviously written by a HK girl to justify her problems.

求偶篇：
平時識開啲女仔  唔靚都唔會傾計
Isn't this the same as girls?
Girls won't talk to ugly guys with no money neither.

首先樣貌要好睇  最好身材似魔鬼
Duh... same everywhere around the world!

仲要溫柔知識禮  又要細心體貼兮
This is normal?! Girls ask guys to be gentleman too, which I think most HK guys are.

入得廚房出廳堂  節儉愛心煲靚湯
This is so wrong... I can boil soup, but many of the HK girls I know, can't even cook a proper meal!

港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威
huh?! This is weird?!

出少少錢嘈嘈閉  但對自己就大洗
Uhh... This is typical HK girl thinking...
Why do guys have to spend money on girls???

識女條件上面睇  但連一蚊唔願駛
Same as above...

最好啲女把飯餵  仲要貼錢俾你駛
HELL NO! I bet most of the guys can't stand themselves being fed by women.

溝女都係為跩跩  一晚傾計兩晚砌
lol... This problem is global.

唔俾就話扮高貴  俾你又話人係雞
Some guys are like that, unfortunately...

把口賤過地底泥  唔該上進俾人睇
True, but same goes for HK girls.

作者: Hyde 時間: 2008-2-27 05:27

港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威

no its not weird...  was eating dinner with my friend.  2 fly boy sitting at the table next to us talking loud to their MK girlfriends, one of them was telling the girls that he is going to buy a 100k bimmer as daily driver and the other guy keep saying its great, conditional so good etc etc.  trying to impress the mk girls.  those MK girls also told the guys to earn more money and buy them gucci >.>

we just pretend we didnt hear them talk and continue eating, then the waitress came by and said that the coffee boy is on his way to give parking tix, asked us to move cars.  so my friend and I went out to move our cars and so did the fly boy.  then the waitress say to us, "wa, just 2 person go out drive 2 cars!"  then the fly boy started checking what car we drove,  and i was driving M3 and my friend driving new E class, and we saw those fly boy just drive DB8 and DC2.

Then went back inside, my friend asked me so loud (she's a girl) and said "wei, ur car is so old, fai d change la, E92 is already out!  even i think my 2005 car is outdated and wanna change la"  then i replied,  buy mud gwa E92 M3, i ordered a R35 GTR to replace it la"  then start chatting about it and those guys shut up and didnt speak AT ALL until they left.

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-2-27 08:27

港男自問咩身世唔係有錢但要威

that's funny... such a long story, & the purpose was talking about himself 唔係有錢但要威

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-27 09:05

原帖由 Hyde 於 2008-2-27 05:27 發表
港男自問咩身世唔係有錢但要威

no its not weird... was eating dinner with my friend. 2 fly boy sitting at the table next to us talking loud to their MK girlfriends, one of them was telling the girl ...

so your conclusion is you have expensive bimmerssss that you still don't want any girl and you rather spend your money on prostitute in China?

甘又真係幾威窩。不過﹐各人有各人口味﹐住家菜可能唔岩你胃口者﹐要比錢先爽係個人權利黎既﹗

作者: LOK 時間: 2008-2-27 09:31

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-27 09:05 發表

so your conclusion is you have expensive bimmerssss that you still don't want any girl and you rather spend your money on prostitute in China?

甘又真係幾威窩。不過﹐各人有各人口味﹐住家菜可能唔岩你胃 ...

I was thinking what's the point of his reply too... now I get it!

Thank you for the explanation.

作者: Hyde 時間: 2008-2-27 09:38

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-2-27 08:27 發表
港男自問咩身世唔係有錢但要威

that's funny... such a long story, & the purpose was talking about himself 唔係有錢但要威

i cant see that u can afford a 800k car in hk

i love it when i post something and u 3 b*tches come on and TRY to flame me with stupid points. if u have so much time, bring ur group of pork chop to fish turtles in the club la. too bad u and ur group of pork chop probably wont even get customers even in china LOL

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作者: Hyde 時間: 2008-2-27 09:42

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-27 09:05 發表

so your conclusion is you have expensive bimmerssss that you still don't want any girl and you rather spend your money on prostitute in China?

甘又真係幾威窩。不過﹐各人有各人口味﹐住家菜可能唔岩你胃 ...

sorry wor, dont need to find prostitute in china... why would i wanna kau girls when i already have one?

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-27 09:51

原帖由 Hyde 於 2008-2-27 09:42 發表

sorry wor, dont need to find prostitute in china... why would i wanna kau girls when i already have one?

係我記性差定係我眼花呢﹖

我好似記得閣下提起大陸叫雞樂事好鬼PRO

如果你有女友﹐甘但係又要叫雞﹐你如果真系愛你女友﹐請你下次戴套同你女友做啦﹗

聽講齋用口都2會有病架﹗又或者年年年驗身令你放心依句野真係至理名言黎架﹗

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-27 10:00

原帖由 Hyde 於 2008-2-27 09:38 發表

i cant see that u can afford a 800k car in hk i love it when i post something and u 3 b*tches come on and TRY to flame me with stupid points. if u have so much time, bring ur group of pork chop ...

靚女要架靚車黎做咩呢請問﹖

仲有﹐如果一個人既價值或者品格要淪落到要用錢/物質黎行量﹐都真係有0點兒可悲

都係個句啦﹐各人有各人既價值觀﹐若然你自覺得有靚車就大X晒﹐
甘都係閣下既事﹗

但人身攻擊個女仔﹐就顯得你有點兒低莊LOR

同埋你又知拒地係豬扒﹖假假地我都係一份子
雖則我再三強調我唔係咩絕世靚女﹐但都叫做有些少市場~
你甘講﹐除非你真係靚仔到爆燈﹐唔係的話﹐

我只可以講句roll your skin啦﹐含包散~

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作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-27 11:56 標題: 回復 4# 的帖子

that's why there's the term 港女

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-2-27 12:04

Twin,
i just love my poetic skills:

懶有錢又要威
叫雞不知所謂
樣衰兼大下圍
口嗅賤格cheap鬼

作者: SAZABI 時間: 2008-2-27 13:29

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-2-27 12:04 發表
樣衰兼大下圍

I am not sure about other things u said, but this one is accurate and perfect discription ROFL

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2008-2-27 13:51

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-2-27 12:04 發表
Twin,
i just love my poetic skills:

懶有錢又要威
叫雞不知所謂
樣衰兼大下圍
口嗅賤格cheap鬼

not bad but 7 words in a each sentence will make it sounds better

懶係有錢又要威
叫雞真不知所謂
樣衰兼夾大下圍
口嗅賤格正cheap鬼

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-27 13:56

原帖由 siumaibb 於 2008-2-27 13:51 發表

not bad but 7 words in a each sentence will make it sounds better

懶係有錢又要威
叫雞真不知所謂
樣衰兼夾大下圍
口嗅賤格正cheap鬼

I like the revised version ~~~

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-27 13:57

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-2-27 12:04 發表
Twin,
i just love my poetic skills:

懶有錢又要威
叫雞不知所謂
樣衰兼大下圍
口嗅賤格cheap鬼

Twin,

you are absolutely talented ~~

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-2-27 14:24

thnx SiuMai for editing

i didn't have time to smooth it all out cus it's hard for me to type chinese @ work

作者: Serenade 時間: 2008-2-28 00:04

Hyde, thanks for proving me wrong...

No wonder the HK girls have to write such a poem to glorify you...
I should be glad that I am more of an international person instead of either an HK or Can guy...

Frankly Hyde... what you are doing right now isn't going to raise your image,
and frankly, whatever you own now isn't really yours, it's your parents'.

I know most of the HK guys here are much better off, and is nothing compared to Hyde,
So PLEASEEEEEEE, I beg you, stop ruining the image of HK guys by being the ultimate negative example!!!

作者: Serenade 時間: 2008-2-28 00:05

PuZzle, I believe that you are a girl right? or am I wrong?
Just out of curiosity...

Utopia, don't bother arguing with Hyde la...
You are a lady ma, don't need to fight against something that you do not need prove for.

Alc, awesome composition, maybe we can make a nice poem thread here

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-28 00:14

o no so i am a girl now haha
i posted about 港女 too
if that's what's in your mind

作者: Hyde 時間: 2008-2-28 00:18

原帖由 Serenade 於 2008-2-28 00:04 發表
Frankly Hyde... what you are doing right now isn't going to raise your image,
and frankly, whatever you own now isn't really yours, it's your parents'.

when did i hire u as my accountant? so do you have a list of properties of what my parents own and what i own? and do u have my financial statement of how much i earn? talk with your mouth, not ur ass retard
u dumbf*cks just make me laugh

作者: Ovaltine 時間: 2008-2-28 01:46

It's not easy to be a guy y'all know? Girls expect quite abit from men.

Security for one thing, you don't got a nice career or education ,, no matter how pretty boy u look, girls be like

when u have too much money, like hyde, u show them off, girls be like

when u are too ugly girls be like,

the sexual needs of a girl at the age of 20s does not meet the sexual needs of a guy at the age of 20. hence gold diggers.

sometimes its just not i wanna go call chicken, but it feels so right when i talk to these girls. yes they are lazy, yes they love money to cure their materialistic needs, yes they are whores. but they just want some ****ing securities that a single man cannot give them. hence multiple sales of their body to strangers in return of the loss protection of a real man. now how can we be real men? how must we might the girls need?

作者: Serenade 時間: 2008-2-28 01:55

Hyde, the reason that you need to insult me is because I hit you right on...
I don't mind you insulting me, but the fact that you are insulting me instead of bringing on facts that you did bought whatever you said you own with your own money isn't really going to aid your image in LYK.

People respect guys who work hard for what they want and own,
not people who show off what they have and insult people with their irrelevant ego.
Hope that you and many others who are like you will change...
or HK guys will be branded just as negatively as the Honger girls...

PuZzle, sorry about the that

I just got curious that's all hehe...
What do you think about this post anyways? any comment?

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-2-28 08:59

so funny wor...
Mr. H here likes to brag about his socialite lifestyle, count how many cars he owns on a public forum with a 臭寸 attitude. when people dis him about his 臭寸attitude & bluff, he asks people if they're his personal accountant, & challenge people how they know about what assets he owns. but unless you're such a retard that has an @$$ in place of your head, & a brain located at your dick like himself, otherwise, it's pretty obvious that Mr. H is the one that publicly releases the list of stuff he owns & his will to everyone here himself!!!

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-28 09:18

Nice job, Mr. Hyde. Now now now, you make me wonder are you really a honger guy or you are from somewhere else in "Asia" ( don't want to pin point the country, use your imagination

)

Anyhow, even if you are a honger, please don't tell people that you are from HK as you put all honger guys in shame.

Swearing to others like no tomorrow.
Showing off your assets like no tomorrow.
Telling people how many girls you have bang and you paid for it like NO TOMORROW.

The only word in my mind is 大陸暴發戶~﹗

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-28 09:20

原帖由 Serenade 於 2008-2-28 00:05 發表
PuZzle, I believe that you are a girl right? or am I wrong?
Just out of curiosity...

Utopia, don't bother arguing with Hyde la...
You are a lady ma, don't need to fight against something that you do ...

lol, you notice that I type Chinese in this thread? I hardly type Chinese at work because it's too obvious to other co-workers. But insulting my twin, make me want to say something in Chinese lor~

作者: SAZABI 時間: 2008-2-28 09:33

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-28 09:18 發表
The only word in my mind is 大陸暴發戶~﹗

Or... send ya papa to some ugly, but rich sugar mama to get bitch-slapped everyday like there is no tomorrow.

(in simple terms, just work like a whore to feed the lil kid at home)

But let me remind u, you will suffer mentally that you will need to go to a lot of internet forums to brag about how much money u have to release the mental pressure. Then start to pick fights when people starts to add some salt on your wounds.

作者: Hyde 時間: 2008-2-28 10:24

its just too funny that u pussies get offended so much. ur dogs not feeding u enough? or is ur pussy too dry and need something to moist it up? try some KY, even gil uses it!

ur useless attacks makes me laugh

is that all u can come up with?

hey, i got a suggestion for u 師奶,
drink some 太太口服液, it might help solve ur 更年期

作者: SAZABI 時間: 2008-2-28 10:34

原帖由 Hyde 於 2008-2-28 10:24 發表
its just too funny that u pussies get offended so much. ur dogs not feeding u enough? or is ur pussy too dry and need something to moist it up? try some KY, even gil uses it!

ur useless attacks ma ...

LOL! sounds like the little kid is being offended more here.

My suggestion to you is to find some whores to penetrate to release your mental depression. Or get penetrated may help too.

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-2-28 11:49

thanks for the KY idea!

i'll for sure buy some to face-射 your cars~

作者: tsumorichisato 時間: 2008-2-28 12:18

OMG, howcome he exists on every forum but also got flamed on every forum!!!!!! Very tiring to watch these threads!! Don't you know he's SO famous on Revscene for long long time......................................................

作者: LOK 時間: 2008-2-28 13:07

原帖由 tsumorichisato 於 2008-2-28 12:18 發表
OMG, howcome he exists on every forum but also got flamed on every forum!!!!!! Very tiring to watch these threads!! Don't you know he's SO famous on Revscene for long long time........................ ...

of course we know!

作者: SAZABI 時間: 2008-2-28 14:35

原帖由 tsumorichisato 於 2008-2-28 12:18 發表
OMG, howcome he exists on every forum but also got flamed on every forum!!!!!! Very tiring to watch these threads!! Don't you know he's SO famous on Revscene for long long time........................ ...

Of course, I enjoy those awesome threads on revscene :p

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-28 17:48

原帖由 Serenade 於 2008-2-28 01:55 發表
PuZzle...
What do you think about this post anyways? any comment?

just felt that it is true
from newly arrived hk guys...

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作者: chunsh 時間: 2008-2-28 18:16

gee, its 4 pages already
how can I miss this flamming thread

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-28 18:22

原帖由 Serenade 於 2008-2-27 05:00 發表
首先樣貌要好睇最好身材似魔鬼
Duh... same everywhere around the world!

well personally i don't really care about 身材

maybe we should start another thread about guy's weight on girls' 身材 and 樣貌

作者: chunsh 時間: 2008-2-28 18:33

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-2-28 18:22 發表

well personally i don't really care about 身材

maybe we should start another thread about guy's weight on girls' 身材 and 樣貌

some scientist believe that men pay attention about women's boobs is becos of animal instinct (like, if that female animal have good boobs, she can feed my kids real good)

maybe it is bull "sheet" or excuses, I dunno, I just stated that I heard something like this

作者: Traum 時間: 2008-2-28 18:52

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作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-28 19:03 標題: 回復 40# 的帖子

but REALLY fat women have REALLY REALLY wide hips and huge breats too
why aren't we attracted?

作者: sonson411 時間: 2008-2-28 21:08

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-2-28 19:03 發表
but REALLY fat women have REALLY REALLY wide hips and huge breats too
why aren't we attracted?

huge breats are good.. but i'm sure guys don't like 3 breasts... oh.. wait.. that's just the spare tire...

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-2-29 08:56

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-2-28 07:03 PM 發表
but REALLY fat women have REALLY REALLY wide hips and huge breats too
why aren't we attracted?

hk guys like stick skinny girls. i mean as in skeletal skinny. so why is all the hk girls on diet with LF & slimming herbal tea, to those detox pills???

because hk guys just wanna fcuk, but not reproduce offsprings lor

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-29 09:03

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-2-29 08:56 發表

hk guys like stick skinny girls. i mean as in skeletal skinny. so why is all the hk girls on diet with LF & slimming herbal tea, to those detox pills???

because hk guys just wanna fcuk, but not repr ...

Twin,

Hey, you are very creative, never can think why they like skinny girl other than they are skinny themselves. I like your idea wuahaha

p.s. so when is the dinner?? I drove by shopper last night I don't remember seeing any Chinese restaurant wor~

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-2-29 09:20

Twin,
so u can come dinner tonight?!
omg.... im so STOKED now!!!! YAY
oh, btw, bring your black mini booty shorts. you can wear your "geen yi" tonight, cus after dinner me & some gals are going clubbing!!!!! so just come regularly, we'll transform you after dinner. Caveman can go home himself as i will take you home!!! kakakakaa

dinner around 6:30 - 7:00
call meeeeeeeee!!!! wooo hooo!!! oh yea oh yea~ im so happy now

作者: Traum 時間: 2008-2-29 11:28

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作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-29 12:31 標題: 回復 46# 的帖子

fat is still better than BONEY in the health PoV
maybe alc 姐 is right .. haha

作者: Rainy 時間: 2008-2-29 15:23

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-2-29 08:56 發表

hk guys like stick skinny girls. i mean as in skeletal skinny. so why is all the hk girls on diet with LF & slimming herbal tea, to those detox pills???

because hk guys just wanna fcuk, but not repr ...

but they still want big boobs with skinny body girls to fcuk!

作者: Traum 時間: 2008-2-29 15:28

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作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-2-29 15:34

原帖由 Rainy 於 2008-2-29 15:23 發表

but they still want big boobs with skinny body girls to fcuk!

such girls exist?

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-2-29 15:37

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-2-29 15:34 發表

such girls exist?

Yes, there is a girl like that exist. And she is someone's girlfriend here
wuahahahahha

作者: chunsh 時間: 2008-2-29 16:11

原帖由 Rainy 於 2008-2-29 15:23 發表

but they still want big boobs with skinny body girls to fcuk!

skinny body with big boobs?
hm...........no.....

作者: Rainy 時間: 2008-2-29 23:56

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-29 15:37 發表

Yes, there is a girl like that exist. And she is someone's girlfriend here
wuahahahahha

who ar? ahahha

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-3-1 00:43

原帖由 Rainy 於 2008-2-29 23:56 發表

who ar? ahahha

x2!!!

作者: puZZle 時間: 2008-3-1 03:56

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-1 10:15 發表

yeah, Utopia

!!!

U女俠失敬失敬

作者: utopia 時間: 2008-3-1 07:02

Hey, don't put me on table ~~~ beside, I'm not skinny.

I'm talking about biu so ~~~

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-3-1 10:13

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-2-29 03:34 PM 發表

such girls exist?

偉大既矽袋發明

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-3-1 10:15

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-29 03:37 PM 發表

Yes, there is a girl like that exist. And she is someone's girlfriend here
wuahahahahha

yeah, Utopia <-- caveman's girlfriend.
i have a pic of me holding up her huge ass pink bra while she was in the bathroom putting on her makeup

a priceless secret picture....正！

作者: Rainy 時間: 2008-3-1 10:20

ahhahah 明解!!! =P

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-3-1 16:07

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-3-1 07:02 AM 發表
Hey, don't put me on table ~~~ beside, I'm not skinny.

I'm talking about biu so ~~~

hahahahaa
don't say that la
biu so comes on LYK sometimes ga....hahahaaa

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