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作者: myversa 時間: 2008-3-25 18:38 標題: 泡網咖熬夜大學男不舉

中醫師（後）指導患者練習貓步，增加性持久度。

一名中部大學三年級學生常泡網咖2、3天沒睡，最近跟女友嘿咻時，常無法勃起。該生因到診所治療肥胖症，閒談中吐露自己心聲，中醫師把脈後發現，他因腎氣虛致陽痿，而原因則是長期熬夜、酗酒、抽菸。

中醫師指來求診的陽痿患者有9成是高中、大學生，建議多休息並補充蔬果等維他命B群食物，另可練習貓步或提肛，增加性持久度。

OS:^_^生活小撇步唷...

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2008-3-25 19:48

what is 泡網 ??

and what is 貓步或提肛 ??

作者: Guy 時間: 2008-3-25 19:54

gum dor internet time...

didnt see . xx movie meh?

作者: Mr.JPG 時間: 2008-3-25 20:19

貓步 = 用手代腳, 再係地度爬黎爬去囉

作者: myversa 時間: 2008-3-25 21:06

原帖由 Catpiano 於 2008-3-25 19:48 發表
what is 泡網 ??

Go on internet all day and night.

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2008-3-25 21:23

原帖由 Catpiano 於 2008-3-26 11:48 發表
what is 泡網 ??

and what is 貓步或提肛 ??

中醫師（後）指導患者練習貓步，增加性持久度。

我估貓步就應該係相中肥仔既動作.
我都想知乜野係提肛.

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2008-3-25 21:32

提肛 .. sounds like term for gays ???

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-3-25 21:59

it's very simple:
staying up late will drain energy/fatigue & thus drain the blood from the little brother. no wonder why the little brother isn't up & running lah~

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2008-3-25 22:34

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-26 13:59 發表
it's very simple:
staying up late will drain energy/fatigue & thus drain the blood from the little brother. no wonder why the little brother isn't up & running lah~

drain energy == drain blood from little brother?...
how can those blue-collar workers have children then?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2008-3-25 22:36

原帖由 Catpiano 於 2008-3-26 13:32 發表
提肛 .. sounds like term for gays ???

oh... that's why ppl in LKY don't know how to answer this question.

作者: Alcoholic 時間: 2008-3-25 23:10

原帖由 mcjohnjohn 於 2008-3-25 10:34 PM 發表

drain energy == drain blood from little brother?...
how can those blue-collar workers have children then?

咁眼訓，有心無力啦~
lack of sleep, not as good blood circulation, drain your little brother.
besides, doing it will drain even more energy, cus you need to work hard & sweat hard to make your little brother happy. and when it comes to that, many men choose to rest, slouch on couch, sleep...rather than try hard to knock up their woman lah~

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