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作者: samsung 時間: 2009-1-14 19:36 標題: to all parents

想請你地顧念一下我地呢D單身男士﹐
唔好系大庭廣眾之下講咩野“開到九度”﹐

點樣餵奶比BB﹐講到繪影繪聲﹐
需知這樣會令我地好尷尬及有無謂的性幻想架

還有﹐一起吃飯的幾個鐘﹐
可唔可以唔好淨係講你個 BB幾可愛﹖
你覺得它很可愛﹐唔好逼人認同嘛

講真﹐你個 B 我看不出同其他 B 有咩唔同﹐
只係更醜同更瘦而已。

唔該﹐唔該~~~

唔係第日唔同你地一齊食飯架。。。

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-1-14 19:54

無謂的性幻想??

你會吾會忍吾住，衝去飲埋一份？

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-1-14 20:53

原帖由 samsung 於 2009-1-15 11:36 發表
想請你地顧念一下我地呢D單身男士﹐
唔好系大庭廣眾之下講咩野“開到九度”﹐
點樣餵奶比BB﹐講到繪影繪聲﹐
需知這樣會令我地好尷尬及有無謂的性幻想架

還有﹐一起吃飯的幾個鐘﹐
可唔可以唔好淨係講你個 BB幾可愛﹖
...

朋友, 你大可以生番一個, 到時帶埋佢去參加聚會...

作者: chunsh 時間: 2009-1-14 21:23

原帖由 samsung 於 2009-1-14 20:36 發表

需知這樣會令我地好尷尬及有無謂的性幻想架

...

你唔好睇o甘多4仔啦﹐就算睇﹐都睇的正常o的o個o的啦

作者: starbug 時間: 2009-1-14 22:38

原帖由 samsung 於 2009-1-14 20:36 發表
想請你地顧念一下我地呢D單身男士﹐
唔好系大庭廣眾之下講咩野“開到九度”﹐
點樣餵奶比BB﹐講到繪影繪聲﹐
需知這樣會令我地好尷尬及有無謂的性幻想架

還有﹐一起吃飯的幾個鐘﹐
可唔可以唔好淨係講你個 BB幾可愛﹖
...

可唔可以講多D嚟聽下滿足下我嘅無謂的性幻想呀?

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2009-1-14 23:41

I keep telling myself everyday ..

I dont wanna be that kind of parents ga la..

I am with you, and agree about this -->

"你個 B 我看不出同其他 B 有咩唔同"

I keep telling my wife .. no need to take those 2D or 3D or 4D ultra sound pic .. I couldt even tell if the doctor was just keep playing the same video ..

And everyday, when I open my facebook .. first 2 pages of "update" are flood with baby/kid picture .. and my wife already ask me to take more pic ...

All babies .. look mostly the same la.. just the different of Yellow or Black .... or White ...

Thx for reminding me !

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-1-14 23:57

原帖由 starbug 於 2009-1-14 23:38 發表

可唔可以講多D嚟聽下滿足下我嘅無謂的性幻想呀?

個BB在媽媽豐滿白滑的乳房上摸下摸，摸下摸，終於找到一找到夥粉紅色，像嬰桃一般大的奶豬，BB不自覺地在乳房邊壓了一下，那溫暖的奶汁以迫不得意的劑了在奶豬的頂端，BB把他的舌頭申了出來，輕輕地把那一滴奶乃去，然後用力的一口咬下，吸啊吸，吸啊吸，媽媽不自覺地呻吟了一聲~噢，此時，充滿無謂性幻想的samsung以弄得一褲都係

作者: Caffie 時間: 2009-1-15 00:03

原帖由 ricrick 於 2009-1-14 23:57 發表

個BB在媽媽豐滿白滑的乳房上摸下摸，摸下摸，終於找到一找到夥粉紅色，像嬰桃一般大的奶豬，BB不自覺地在乳房邊壓了一下，那溫暖的奶汁以迫不得意的劑了在奶豬的頂端，BB把他的舌頭申了出來，輕輕地把那一滴奶乃去，然後用力的一口 ...

哈哈, 好變態啊

作者: Surreal 時間: 2009-1-15 00:26

咩叫"開到九度"....= =

作者: shutterbug 時間: 2009-1-15 08:43

Not a technical definition but something like this...a unit of measure for the "opening" when a mom is about to
give birth.

作者: low_B 時間: 2009-1-15 09:17

I'm sorry...I don't agree with you guys. Breastfeeding is good for bb, maybe some ladies are too "open" but can you think the good side!!!

作者: chunsh 時間: 2009-1-15 09:49

原帖由 low_B 於 2009-1-15 10:17 發表
I'm sorry...I don't agree with you guys. Breastfeeding is good for bb, maybe some ladies are too "open" but can you think the good side!!!

first of all, I agree with u that breastfeeding is good for bb especially these days while kidney stone milk powders are all around. And its normal that a mom of new born baby (or about to born baby) think that her baby is the cutiest BB in the world

but, the "open" that u are thinking is somewhat different from what does the poster mean. Based on shutterbug, I think those mom are talking about their virgina are turning wider gradually for the baby to come out in the very near future. but I am not 100% sure about what were they talking about

作者: low_B 時間: 2009-1-15 10:25

Even they talk about how wide the virgina open, it normail for the give birth gor bo!! I don't think that the guy have 性幻想!?

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-1-15 10:29

人地咁辛苦生個仔你咪俾人講下囉

作者: shutterbug 時間: 2009-1-15 10:41

I don't know how the OP feels 尷尬 when talking about giving birth and or breast feeding, well, unless you're a kid or something...you took bio or sex ed, did you?

If you've seen how a mom gives birth, I don't think you can ever have any kind of 性幻想 about it. It's just a long painful bloody mess!!!

作者: chunsh 時間: 2009-1-15 10:46

原帖由 low_B 於 2009-1-15 11:25 發表
Even they talk about how wide the virgina open, it normail for the give birth gor bo!! I don't think that the guy have 性幻想!?

I also agree with that too

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-1-15 12:38

原帖由 shutterbug 於 2009-1-15 11:41 發表
I don't know how the OP feels 尷尬 when talking about giving birth and or breast feeding, well, unless you're a kid or something...you took bio or sex ed, did you?

If you've seen how a mom gives birt ...

你知唔知有d人係戀態架？
問題吾係O 唔Open, 係samsung個人本身對呢D野有性幻想，你吾可阻止一個人的性幻想
你對呢D野冇興趣唔代表其他人冇ga wor

作者: 布小熊 時間: 2009-1-15 12:45

well watch a child birth video. most guy's fantasy would be killed after it. cos it's so bloody and painful.

作者: shutterbug 時間: 2009-1-15 12:50

原帖由 ricrick 於 2009-1-15 13:38 發表

你知唔知有d人係戀態架？
問題吾係O 唔Open, 係samsung個人本身對呢D野有性幻想，你吾可阻止一個人的性幻想
你對呢D野冇興趣唔代表其他人冇ga wor

of course OP can be 戀態 and it will answer my question...LOL

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2009-1-15 13:08

好明顯 samsung 係石頭爆出來呢!

作者: low_B 時間: 2009-1-15 13:13

Fortunately, most of loyaukee is normal!!!

作者: samsung 時間: 2009-1-15 15:19

I have tolerated them for 1-2 hours already, am I still bad?

... 剛剛識 this couple 咋﹐and they kept on talking about their BB for 3+ hours wor

我唔介意﹐最好那媽媽現場真人表現一次生產過程同埋 breast feeding 免得我地諗太多

[ 本帖最後由 samsung 於 2009-1-15 16:21 編輯 ]

作者: chunsh 時間: 2009-1-15 15:36

原帖由 samsung 於 2009-1-15 16:19 發表
I have tolerated them for 1-2 hours already, am I still bad? ... 剛剛識 this couple 咋﹐and they kept on talking about their BB for 3+ hours wor

我唔介意﹐最好那媽媽現場真人表現一次生產過程同 ...

so they used a gun to point to your head and would shoot u if you tried to switch topic or leave?

again, its normal for parents to love their babies like that. Its also human nature

作者: CWong 時間: 2009-1-15 16:31

Samsung嘅然已经有反应，咁你就应该打蛇隨棍上，反客为主，主动同位太太講啲又"深"又"入"嘅話题，话唔定就咁样会同位太太有下場节目，再唔使成晚眼光光、猛吞口水，得个幻想啦！

作者: samsung 時間: 2009-1-15 17:46

其實我鐘意男人多一點的呢﹐否則唔會愛上 chunsh la

CWong: 我對你都有幻想架

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-1-15 18:30

原帖由 samsung 於 2009-1-16 09:46 發表
其實我鐘意男人多一點的呢﹐否則唔會愛上 chunsh la

CWong: 我對你都有幻想架

samsung, 我唔會歧視同性戀的, 所以我支持你去主動尋找你的真愛!
可以多D PM chunsh 同CWong 架...

作者: CWong 時間: 2009-1-15 18:37

原帖由 mcjohnjohn 於 15/1/2009 18:30 發表

samsung, 我唔會歧視同性戀的, 所以我支持你去主動尋找你的真愛!
可以多D PM chunsh 同CWong 架...

揾我做乜，我又唔讲生仔经嘅，緊係揾呀Ｂ个老豆至有趣嘛！

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-1-15 18:55

原帖由 CWong 於 2009-1-16 10:37 發表

揾我做乜，我又唔讲生仔经嘅，緊係揾呀Ｂ个老豆至有趣嘛！

samsung兄對你都有幻想架丫麻...
唔溝通下又點知唔arm key 呢? 嘻嘻~

作者: CWong 時間: 2009-1-15 19:09

原帖由 samsung 於 15/1/2009 17:46 發表
其實我鐘意男人多一點的呢﹐否則唔會愛上 chunsh la

CWong: 我對你都有幻想架

你鐘意男人，咁人哋Ｃ９講生

你幻乜鬼嘢想唧，做乜有反应呀？？係你睇住人哋老公起啖至真呀马？？

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-1-15 19:59

原帖由 CWong 於 2009-1-16 11:09 發表

你鐘意男人，咁人哋Ｃ９講生你幻乜鬼嘢想唧，做乜有反应呀？？係你睇住人哋老公起啖至真呀马？？

咁都有可能男又arm, 女又arm 既~

作者: CWong 時間: 2009-1-16 00:55

咁Samsung就更应即席講吓你啲男又arm, 女又arm 既威水使俾嗰兩夫婦聽吓咯，话唔定佢哋一聽之下就有晒反应同滿有幻想咁，咪乜鬼生仔经都唔记得晒啦！你跟住下場嘅节目就仲精彩啲添！

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-1-16 01:35

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