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作者: samsung 時間: 2007-12-14 20:04 標題: 黑社會英文

I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！

You call me how to come out and walk in the future?
你叫我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see.
我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me.
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。

Blow chicken
吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。

Face green green
臉青青。

You see road carefully
你小心睇路。

Are you road?
你係唔係路呀?

How senior are you?
你算老幾?

What the water are you?
你係乜水?

Do you big me?
你大我呀?

Zebra chops people
班馬劈友。

Do the world
做世界。

Big tea rice
大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.
我俾條毛你！

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?

Wear grass
著草

I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未夠班同我講數！

What the spring do you do?
你做乜春?

Measure water/Pound water.
磅水

A dragon service.
一條龍服務

Hold hold water.
楂楂水

(ps. quote from facebook funwall)

作者: ravemother 時間: 2007-12-14 21:26

this is soooo funny! i cant stop laughing.

i love this line

"What the water are you?
你係乜水? "

作者: pigheadbone 時間: 2007-12-14 21:44

How come there's no "CHOP OIL" on the list, it's classic!

作者: leo_tsoi 時間: 2007-12-14 21:48

couldn't stop laughing when i got to these

Blow chicken
吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。

作者: its_visa 時間: 2007-12-14 21:52

hahahahhahaha omgomgomg....
i died laughing reading all those !
i love i only give u a hair ! hahaha and zebras chops people! HAHHAA

作者: notgoddy 時間: 2007-12-15 00:03

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!

Almost grammatically correct?

作者: Intelstan 時間: 2007-12-15 00:40

"Do the world" is my fav one.

作者: cola14 時間: 2007-12-15 01:09

i like
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
and i give you only a hair
hahaha

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2007-12-15 01:26

"I know your mouse!"
"Do you think me didn't arrive?!"

作者: sonson411 時間: 2007-12-15 08:51

你都有今日啦
You also have today lah

作者: myversa 時間: 2007-12-16 00:18

Funnimeter:

Very funny.

作者: CWong 時間: 2007-12-18 06:48

red stick with two flowers.....
jump over the ash.....
a full house of shovel......
your whole family is rich.....
good penis has an extra inch....
hit you with a pot of gold....
you don't know where to buy coffin....
I hit your lungs....

[ 本帖最後由 CWong 於 2007-12-18 07:03 編輯 ]

作者: pigheadbone 時間: 2007-12-18 06:59

原帖由 CWong 於 2007-12-18 06:48 發表
red stick with two flowers.....
jump over the ash.....
a full house of shovel......
your whole family is rich.....
good penis has an extra inch....
hit you with a pot of gold....

what's
red stick with two flowers.....,
jump over the ash.....
and
good penis has an extra inch....?

作者: hunny_master 時間: 2007-12-18 07:50

so funny...haha

作者: CWong 時間: 2007-12-18 16:40

more:
I have 25 sons around me!.....我周圍有25仔!
grass rape a human live!.....草姦人命

作者: yungfourfour 時間: 2007-12-18 16:43

Zebra chops people

作者: blowfish 時間: 2007-12-18 16:58

The Grand Hotel= Funeral home.

作者: LTlovePK 時間: 2007-12-18 21:08 標題: 回復 15# 的帖子

唔係草「菅」人命咩 =.=

作者: CWong 時間: 2007-12-18 22:08 標題: 回復 18# 的帖子

check咗嘞，有人寫成草奸(姦)人命、草監人命、甚至草管人命，但的確係草「菅」人命至啱！

[ 本帖最後由 CWong 於 2007-12-18 22:12 編輯 ]

作者: 布小熊 時間: 2007-12-19 00:23

I read the English version and my bf got most of them correct! (I mean down to every single word)

作者: CWong 時間: 2007-12-19 15:53

原帖由 布小熊 於 19/12/2007 00:23 發表
I read the English version and my bf got most of them correct! (I mean down to every single word)

He passed the exam, now he can join the gangs!

作者: Nox 時間: 2007-12-19 16:00

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me.
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎

Should that be
If you have enough ginger, let your horse come to me

and

俾D顏色你睇！
I heard it's actually "Give you some colour see see"
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Sentence making: (try continue the story

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Big Brother's single big tea rice yellowed! Blow chicken! Whole world wear grass first!
Who receive pretty who must find two five guy.
Tonight cannot give math, cannot give people to big brother, tonight we all family shovel.

[ 本帖最後由 Nox 於 2007-12-19 16:10 編輯 ]

作者: Guy 時間: 2007-12-21 01:38

Zebra chops people
班馬劈友。

that is more funny

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2007-12-21 02:24

Beer what beer?!
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啤咩呀啤？！

作者: CWong 時間: 2007-12-21 16:15

you eat my chopsticks!....你食我夾棍!----正寫是"食格棍"; 即當莊家的牌和閒家的牌點數相同時, 莊家的牌便吃閒家的牌, 亦即莊家贏. 此例源於牌九."夾棍"是清朝刑具, 把兩枝棍夾著犯人雙腳, 然後小役便站在棍上, 夾痛犯人, 使之招供(屈打成招居多)

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