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作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-4-13 14:15 標題: [接龍遊戲] 假如你明天一覺醒來。。。

想同大家玩一個接龍遊戲﹐
相信大家這麼聰明唔需要多作解釋。

舉例﹕

我問先﹕
“假如你明天一覺醒來﹐
你發覺你的父母不是親生父母﹐你會點﹖”

下一個答﹕
我會努力去找親生父母。
但是一定要接著問一個問題﹕
“假如你明天一覺醒來﹐
你中左六四九﹐你第一件事會做乜﹖”

如此類推。。。

可以指明要男定女答﹐卻不可指明某 LYK 答﹐

希望大家一起投入玩玩喇。。。
答案可以天馬行空﹐充滿想象力或創意﹐也可以是認真地答﹐當然中英文唔拘。。。

我問先﹕
假如你明天一覺醒來﹐
你發覺你的父母不是親生父母﹐你會點﹖

作者: B仔 時間: 2009-4-13 14:24

我會感激養父母，唔會搵親生父母
假如你明天一覺醒來﹐你啱啱昏迷醒來又失憶，你會點？

作者: tofu 時間: 2009-4-13 16:03

假如你明天一覺醒來﹐你啱啱昏迷醒來又失憶，你會點？

搬到一個新的地方, 愉快开始新生活
假如你明天一覺醒來,您能预知未來,你會點？

作者: Surreal 時間: 2009-4-13 16:09

我會預知下期649開咩number, 匯豐(0005)會升到咩價位, 還有去找我未來的老婆

假如你明天一覺醒來, 你甩晒D頭髮, 你會點?

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樓上, 昏迷又失憶就立刻搬出去咁勇?

作者: its_visa 時間: 2009-4-13 16:20

假如你明天一覺醒來, 你甩晒D頭髮, 你會點?
我會發癲。。。and then 係網上買返個假髮。。。

假如你明天一覺醒來﹐ 你發覺你身上無晒衣服﹐你會點?

作者: chunsh 時間: 2009-4-13 16:53

I will look at who is sleeping besides me

what if, you have a gf/bf that you love him/her very deep; and you can detect future; and you found out that he/she is not your husband/wife, what would you do?

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-13 17:51

i will still date him but if some huge arguement happens i will break up with him and wont step back because i know i will have another husband in the future anyway

假如你明天一覺醒來, your bedroom is flooded with cats what would you do?

作者: Coleslaw 時間: 2009-4-13 17:59

I will bring my dog in, and see what happens.

假如你明天一覺醒來, there is a huge earthquake what would you do?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-4-13 18:03

what if, you have a gf/bf that you love him/her very deep; and you can detect future; and you found out that he/she is not your husband/wife, what would you do?

我會懷疑自己預測未來既能力是否準確, 跟住就當佢唔準繼續生活.

假如你明天一覺醒來, 發覺自己同你既朋友交換左個軀殼, 你會點?

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-13 19:35

lol doubled up... i'll answer both...

假如你明天一覺醒來, there is a huge earthquake what would you do? <-- hide under the desk
假如你明天一覺醒來, 發覺自己同你既朋友交換左個軀殼, 你會點? <-- i'll go find my friend who is no in my body and we will talk it out.

假如你明天一覺醒來, you lost your voice permanently, what will you do?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-4-13 19:38

(玩最新果個)
假如你明天一覺醒來, you lost your voice permanently, what will you do?
開始學用電腦software 真人發聲.

假如你明天一覺醒來, 你發覺自己被連人帶床咁吊左上三十樓咁高, 你會點?

作者: goldie 時間: 2009-4-13 20:02

假如你明天一覺醒來, 你發覺自己被連人帶床咁吊左上三十樓咁高, 你會點?
會轉身再訓過，希望再起身既時候無事勒。

假如你明天一覺醒來, 發覺LYK網頁permanently close左，你會點?

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-4-13 20:06

If it is still early, continue to sleep.
If you wake up and you still 發覺自己被連人帶床咁吊左上三十樓咁高, it's real, not a dream 你會點?

作者: goldie 時間: 2009-4-13 20:15

sheep 你做咩窒我呀
我唔制

OK，If you wake up and you still 發覺自己被連人帶床咁吊左上三十樓咁高, it's real, not a dream 你會點?
我會從枕頭低潛出手機，打911

假如你明天一覺醒來, 發覺LYK網頁permanently close左，你會點?

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-4-13 21:11

自己整反個lyk

假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺有件聖衣係床頭

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-4-13 21:33

假如你明天一覺醒來, 發覺有件聖衣係床頭?
我會即刻著住件聖衣再標童星矢上身去打 UFC。

假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺被一堆無著衫既佬包圍.....(要男答)

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-4-13 21:46

我答我答
一齊剝光猪表示係同路人
假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺被一堆無著衫既佬包圍
而你又係冇着衫既女仔.....(要女仔答)

作者: 小叻 時間: 2009-4-13 21:54

假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺被一堆無著衫既佬包圍
而你又係冇着衫既女仔.....(要女仔答)

話俾佢地聽我係人妖~~

假如你老婆發現你有外遇之後切左你JJ﹐你會點??

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-4-13 21:58

小叻,
你邏輯上有D 問題, 既然你都係無著衫, 你點說服拒地你係人妖? 呢條係100 萬既題目。
如果你答到, 你以後個躲叫巨叻~

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-4-13 22:01

話俾佢聽我都係人妖
條JJ係假嘅
假如你明天一覺醒來
你愛人問你 :你明天是否依然愛我?

作者: 小叻 時間: 2009-4-13 22:06

umm..甘何麗秀都上下整晒~成副架餐係女人啦~話俾D男人聽我上上下下都係後天加工架~ *收唔收貨呀? *

答唔到唔會俾人叫笨叻掛??

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-4-13 23:04

話俾佢聽我都係人妖
條JJ係假嘅
假如你明天一覺醒來
你愛人問你 :你明天是否依然愛我?
sheep 發表於 2009-4-13 23:01

我只會顧左右而言他﹐叫他清醒D﹐世事無絕對﹐只有真情趣。。。
假如你明天一覺醒來﹐
全世界只淨下你一個人﹐你第一件事會做D乜﹖

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-4-14 07:44

Come to this stage, GAME OVER

作者: myversa 時間: 2009-4-14 09:13

why already game over?

I would be very happy at first that I do not need to work anymore but I will feel very lonely afterward.

假如你明天一覺醒來﹐ machine rules the worlds, what would you do?

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-4-14 10:25

假如你明天一覺醒來﹐ machine rules the worlds, what would you do?
整個virus出黎收佢地皮

假如你在”朋友屋企過夜”明天一覺醒來﹐　發現自己琴晚瀨屎，你會點？

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-4-14 10:54

假如你在”朋友屋企過夜”明天一覺醒來﹐　發現自己琴晚瀨屎，你會點？
扮發羊吊送入醫院

假如你一覺醒來，你靈魂見到你死左，你會點

作者: goldie 時間: 2009-4-14 12:28

假如你一覺醒來，你靈魂見到你死左，你會點
拿拿聲飛去敵人身邊，嚇佢地，收佢地皮

假如你一覺醒來，發覺自己原來就係大C姐，你會點？

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-4-14 12:39

Look between my legs

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-4-14 16:43

假如你一覺醒來﹐最愛的女明星就睡在旁邊﹐你第一反應係咩﹖ (請男仔答)

作者: ilsanlytang 時間: 2009-4-14 18:06

"假如你一覺醒來﹐最愛的女明星就睡在旁邊﹐你第一反應係咩﹖"

我會影相留念...哈哈哈!

假如你一覺醒來﹐最愛的男明星就睡在旁邊﹐你第一反應係咩﹖(請女生答!)

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-14 19:36

ask for autograph and take pictures with him!

假如你一覺醒來﹐you realize that you became a spider and it is not a dream, what will you do?

作者: mucc1928 時間: 2009-4-14 20:17

假如你一覺醒來﹐you realize that you became a spider and it is not a dream, what will you do?

我會像spiderman四圍飛﹐爬牆看美女沖涼。

假如你一覺醒來﹐你有一憶元用﹐你/妳會怎麼做?

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-14 20:24

假如你一覺醒來﹐你有一憶元用﹐你/妳會怎麼做?
buy a house and start my own rabbit rescue, and put the rest into a saving account or use it to invest, and continue with my daily life.

假如你一覺醒來, you see the sky is raining blueberries, what will you do?

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-4-14 20:32

假如你一覺醒來, you see the sky is raining blueberries, what will you do?
我會好慶幸個天只係落 blueberries, 而唔係 "blackberry"。
假如你明天一覺醒來, 你發覺自己被連人帶床咁吊左上三十樓咁高, 同時你又嚴重急屎, 你會點?

作者: 老友四號 時間: 2009-4-14 21:17

有乜點呀？！咁咪柯一篤三十幾層高嘅尿囉！

假如你明天一覺醒來見到楚红&曼玉一齊瞓喺你身邊，你會点呀！？

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-4-14 21:40

有乜點呀？！咁咪柯一篤三十幾層高嘅尿囉！

假如你明天一覺醒來見到楚红&曼玉一齊瞓喺你身邊，你會点呀！？
老友四號發表於 2009-4-14 22:17

人地話急屎你就標錯尿
真係屎尿不分重識分楚红&曼玉咩?
假如你明天一覺醒來見到楚红&曼玉一齊瞓喺你身邊，你會点呀！？
點呀? 玩恋愛猜程沉囉
假如你明天一覺醒來見到楚红&曼玉一齊瞓喺你身邊又玩完恋愛猜程沉
你是但要上件上邊件?

作者: 老友四號 時間: 2009-4-15 20:42

人地話急屎你就標錯尿
真係屎尿不分重識分楚红&曼玉咩?
假如你明天一覺醒來見到楚红&曼玉一齊瞓喺你身邊，你會点呀！？
點呀? 玩恋愛猜程沉囉
假如你明天一覺醒來見到楚红&曼玉一齊瞓喺你身邊又玩完恋愛猜程沉 ...
sheep 發表於 2009-4-14 22:40

真係好難取捨喎！好！一於吻下來豁出去兩個都要哂！平分春色

假如你明天一覺醒來見到白姐姐瞓喺你身邊，你會点呀？

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-15 23:22

call the cops as it's traspassing

假如你明天一覺醒來 you cannot move but you need to go pee real bad what will you do?

作者: rainbow-davie 時間: 2009-4-15 23:55

假如你明天一覺醒來 you cannot move but you need to go pee real bad what will you do?

I will pee in the bottle beside my bed.

假如你明天一覺醒來你發覺原來你仲未醒, 你會點?

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-4-15 23:56

繼續訓覺

假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺自己係八兩金，你會做乜？

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-4-16 20:13

繼續訓覺

假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺自己係八兩金，你會做乜？
ricrick 發表於 2009-4-16 00:56

將自己打成金鏈
掛上章子怡條頸度
假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺自己係陳志雲
你會同邊個食飯?

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-4-16 20:19

假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺自己係陳志雲
你會同邊個食飯?
緊係同 sheep 大哥食飯啦...次次都係名人好能悶, 搞下素人飯局不錯喔..
假如你明天一覺醒來，見到陳志雲等緊你食飯, 你會.....

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-4-16 21:17

假如你明天一覺醒來，見到陳志雲等緊你食飯, 你會.....
問下佢係唔係真係鍾意男人...

假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺你屋企出現好多蛇蟲鼠蟻, 你會?

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-17 03:46

假如你明天一覺醒來，發覺你屋企出現好多蛇蟲鼠蟻, 你會?
i will call pest control...

假如你明天一覺醒來, you have a major headache that cannot be stopped by any medication and you cannot fall back asleep, what will you do?

作者: 小叻 時間: 2009-4-17 10:09

假如你明天一覺醒來, you have a major headache that cannot be stopped by any medication and you cannot fall back asleep, what will you do?

叫人快D羅 luk 棍黎扑暈我~~

假如你明天一覺醒來, 發現你無端端變左做男仔你會點 (for 女仔答)? or 發現你無端端變左做男仔你會點 (for 男仔答)??

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-17 15:38

假如你明天一覺醒來, 發現你無端端變左做男仔你會點 (for 女仔答)?
i'll go visit my bf and scare the crap outta him XD

假如你明天一覺醒來, you became a human-sized hello kitty permenantly what will you do?

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-4-17 16:58

本帖最後由 somewhereintime 於 2009-4-17 17:00 編輯

假如你明天一覺醒來, 發現你無端端變左做男仔你會點 (for 女仔答)?
i'll go visit my bf and scare the crap outta him XD

假如你明天一覺醒來, you became a human-sized hello kitty permenantly what will you ...
chocobun 發表於 2009-4-17 15:38

I'll have no choice but stuck with all the kawaii girls for the rest of my life.
What if when you wake up in the morning and found out you've become Toppy of Vancouver?

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-17 17:16

i will turn on my computer and go on LYK XD

假如你明天一覺醒來 you realize you are made out of chocolate what will you do?

作者: ACC-HE 時間: 2009-4-17 17:20

I will ask some hot girl to lick me.

假如你明天一覺醒來, everyone's naked and you're not, and they look at you weirdly, what will you do?

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-4-17 17:26

lol acc-he you'll literally melt then :p
假如你明天一覺醒來, everyone's naked and you're not, and they look at you weirdly, what will you do?
go naked too... wooo freedom!!

假如你明天一覺醒來, computers and internet no longer exist, what will you do?

作者: deluxepass 時間: 2009-4-18 11:37

小，要自己去租碟仔...

假如你明天一覺醒來, 條野甩咗, what will you do?

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-4-18 20:19

假如你明天一覺醒來, 條野甩咗, what will you do?
點接呀..條野點樣甩出黎呀...我0個碌又唔係 attachable。

假如你明天一覺醒來, 有條能樣硬係要逼你睇拒個鹹site, 你會點?

作者: deluxepass 時間: 2009-4-18 20:42

? respect the rule of the game...! gotta 接 la!

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