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作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-6-10 23:28 標題: 將近究極級港女

Found this in uwants forum, made me laughed

好難揀．．．ｈｅｌｐ　ｍｅ( 我係想討論我既問題, 你地唔好針對可唔可以ar?)
ｅ＋有幾條仔溝我．．．唔知點揀！

１．做差佬，　不過我嫌佢無出色，　搵唔到＄，但佢對我好好，　好愛我！
２．花ｏ靚，　有車不過唔係靚野，　叫佢買野佢會買，　不過好似好辛苦佢．．．
３．４０ｏｌｄ既男人，　有樓，　有個女，每個月搵１０萬，　叫佢買咩就買咩，
不過我好難同佢一齊，　佢好驚比佢個女知，驚佢唔ｌｉｋｅ我，　不過佢可以滿足我！
４．我公司個經理，　對我好好，　有＄，　有車，　有樓，　不過好多女人．．

我想只不過係想搵個好男人，　＄我唔重要，只要我想要咩滿足到我就得，但ｅ＋ｄ男人好自私，
我之前有幾個ｂｆ　都係垃圾，　我原本都想無＄愛我就得！點之我對我之前個男人好好，
佢都要同我分手，　唔信我！成日話我呃佢，講真我開頭呃佢，都因為我唔識揀先一拖２，
到之後我揀佢，都証明佢好ｄ先揀佢！但佢都日日提住我呃過佢，　我對佢好既野佢就唔記得！
之前有個有＄仔我都唔揀揀佢，　佢都唔珍惜我！令我宜家都唔知點揀，　男人係賤ｋａ

之前有個傻仔溝我，　我見佢公無員又車先受佢，　點之完來無＄既！
買野比我好似叫我去死咁．．．

ｄ男人搵唔到女朋友係因為佢地太ｃｈｅａｐ！返大６搵都因為佢地無資格溝港女！

點揀呀？４個人，　我最愛第３，　不過４可以幫我升職，公司ｄ人都驚我，２對我又好好，　係無＄不過我幾時叫佢仆出呢佢都仆出呢．．．１，佢好愛我，　好專一．．．點揀呀？？

我都係想講我既問題!!!

你地唔like 可以唔覆,

都唔知你地嘈咩!!!

e+ 唔抵得我多人溝咩???

嘈咩呀你地?

original thread in Uwants
http://www2.uwants.com/viewthread.php?tid=8191799

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-6-10 23:34

HK D 男人唔係餓成0甘呀..

作者: meowmeowmeow 時間: 2009-6-10 23:57

umm... she actually looks a bit scary to me...

(her eyes ar)

"E+ 咩野呀? 全HK既女都係為$ka la, 無$就咩都無LA....你溝唔到女, 係到嘈呀?

我好樣有本$ 有人溝唔可以呀? 佢買野比我係英分的, 係你地D 男人無$就嘈!

我有得揀你地就唔抵得!!!!!!!!!!!

係差佬無出色係人都知LA..... 做得咁辛苦, 出糧都唔夠我用....我點揀呀??

我性格無問題, 我無公主病, 我係想搵個男人有$比我洗, 有人對我好炸...

關你鬼是呀???????????????????????????

你E+係到嘈, 我都係講是實, 你唔LIKE, 你可以唔李我...."

What kinda grammar is that? So hard to understand... and I dunt understand her logic too...

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2009-6-11 00:08

She forgot to mention there is one thing all those guys in common.........
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they are blind!

作者: kayllis 時間: 2009-6-11 00:25

"關你鬼是呀???????????????????????????"

then she shouldn't have post it in first place..

作者: rainbow-davie 時間: 2009-6-11 00:32

自己係咩質數先.. 有本事媾李澤楷啦..又笨又自私既扒..

作者: mollinbaggio 時間: 2009-6-11 00:47

以為自己好正,點知原來見到想嘔.咁要錢點解自己唔去搵?

作者: chocobun 時間: 2009-6-11 01:40

she cant even type chinese....... omg... so many typos... are hk's girls so low quality nowadays!?

sorry to say but she's not pretty and even in the picture you can see her big tummy sticking out... what "我好樣有本$"...!?? -__-

作者: Hyde 時間: 2009-6-11 02:23

wow.... with her quality, there are guys after her, she's already lucky la....

she isnt even qualify to hang out with our group LOL. all the girls are at least some sort of model or at least a 8/10

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-11 04:48

wow.... with her quality, there are guys after her, she's already lucky la....

she isnt even qualify to hang out with our group LOL. all the girls are at least some sort of model or at least a 8/10 ...
Hyde 發表於 2009-6-11 18:23

其實你可唔可以透露一下你每個月駛幾多錢o係d 女身上?

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2009-6-11 07:27

本帖最後由 Catpiano 於 2009-6-11 08:30 編輯

Just a joke jei .. won't happen in real life la...

I can say 5 or 10 girls chase me too la.. lol

作者: B仔 時間: 2009-6-11 07:43

係呀係呀～
我都有女溝我架～
呢。。。琴晚先從香港來了一個，一落機就又攬又錫又SQUEEZE我喇～

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2009-6-11 07:48

I won't believe that la..  Honger girls are NOT like that in general ..

In fact, I think their "expectation" are actually quite low now ..  ( well .. look at HK men!!! )

Just look at people on the street .. not hard to find some good looking girls, dating with some "On 9 9", "7 goo look" .. etc weirdo ...  (sadly, those those weirdo dont even look RICH)

To be fair, I still think guys in HK should improve themself .... not just keep on attacking honger girls ...

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-11 08:11

我諗她只係比人整古

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-11 08:15

she cant even type chinese....... omg... so many typos... are hk's girls so low quality nowadays!?
chocobun 發表於 2009-6-11 02:40

同上次那個所謂落選港姐一樣﹐中又唔得英又唔得﹐講野有懶音﹐貪慕虛榮﹐成日幻想自己係徐子棋﹐可惜質素差好遠

看來一般香港女仔真的是這個樣子﹐真恐怖

作者: clearance 時間: 2009-6-11 09:18

為個4位男士致敬，咁嘅女都溝得落

作者: Hyde 時間: 2009-6-11 09:29

其實你可唔可以透露一下你每個月駛幾多錢o係d 女身上?
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-11 05:48

not a lot.... cuz they know i'll dump them if they ask for anything

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-6-11 09:30

9# Hyde

How about the other 20% 人妖?

作者: Hyde 時間: 2009-6-11 09:36

I won't believe that la.. Honger girls are NOT like that in general ..

In fact, I think their "expectation" are actually quite low now .. ( well .. look at HK men!!! )

Just look at peop ...
Catpiano 發表於 2009-6-11 08:48

when was the last time u been to hk??
u think their expectation is low base on what?  that kong lui are the ones that wanna hang out with us, but we dont even give her a look in the first place. and she look down on those regular local hongers.  who does she  think she is?

even janice man approached our group at PI the other night.  and we dont even care about her, to us even janice man is just another MK girl...  so.... what do u think of how we view this kong lui?

more like those local HK men have low expectations....  i always see normal looking guy going out with some really ugly pork chops.

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-6-11 09:58

more pics about this kong nui

http://www.uwants.com/viewthread.php?tid=8215920

作者: Hyde 時間: 2009-6-11 10:33

thanks....i just threw up

作者: Hyde 時間: 2009-6-11 10:34

9# Hyde

How about the other 20% 人妖?
sheep 發表於 2009-6-11 10:30

what are u talking about?

作者: tequila 時間: 2009-6-11 11:08

she isn't pretty at all.. the pictures near the bottom look like a C9 more than anything... and what's wrong with her hair.. look like onion head

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-6-11 11:17

拒應該係俾人整古。呢招借刀殺人厲害喔~

作者: Catpiano 時間: 2009-6-11 11:18

Oh yeah ..  Mr. H is back!

we all wonder if Mr H = Mr. T since when Mr. H made up many PLASTIC post ..  Mr. T wasn't .. and when Mr. T made up many plastic post ..  Mr. H wasn't ..

Now .. they both post!  so ..  they shouldnt' be SAME person ...

However, we still beliebe Mr. H = Mr. P

作者: Hyde 時間: 2009-6-11 11:35

no one is as plastic as u.... thinking girls are not materialistic in hk LOL

作者: 小叻 時間: 2009-6-11 11:53

拒應該係俾人整古。呢招借刀殺人厲害喔~
matt72178 發表於 11-6-2009 11:17

我睇完都覺得係俾人靠害耶~~ 係唔係佢既情敵slide佢??

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-11 11:54

無乜理由底衫相都會周圍貼格

。。。一係就係她的 EX 整古她﹐否則她就是做 X 的。。。

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-6-11 15:16

拒應該係俾人整古。呢招借刀殺人厲害喔~
matt72178 發表於 2009-6-11 11:17

有可能，但係呢個世界唔知醜既人亦都好多。。。

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-6-11 15:18

無乜理由底衫相都會周圍貼格。。。一係就係她的 EX 整古她﹐否則她就是做 X 的。。。
Littleprince 發表於 2009-6-11 11:54

LP，宜家好多人發夢做model，底衫相已經唔係咩特別野。。。

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-6-11 15:19

如果俾人整古都好慘, 呢D 壓力唔係個個頂到。如果出街俾人認到, 一個女人仔兜口兜面俾人吊, 真係幾陰公。

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-6-11 15:31

I don't think she is 俾人整古, if you go to the original post, the way she reply and she deleted the content, you know she is the poster and she is SERIOUS.

作者: mucc1928 時間: 2009-6-11 16:43

pork chop

作者: raima 時間: 2009-6-11 18:01

this doesn't make sense "＄我唔重要，只要我想要咩滿足到我就得"
but then she said "我見佢公無員又車先受佢，　點之完來無＄既！買野比我好似叫我去死咁"

so that means money is important la. then why would she said it's not?! geez.

作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2009-6-11 20:22

但係如果個女仔唔係俾人整蠱, 點解要post 自己張相出黎俾人評論呢? 總係覺得post 自己張相出黎有點兒多餘~~

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-6-11 20:31

Just look at people on the street .. not hard to find some good looking girls, dating with some "On 9 9", "7 goo look" .. etc weirdo ... (sadly, those those weirdo dont even look RICH)

以前都有0甘既諗法, 但諗深一層, 點解人地on 99, 7 goo look 都溝到件正野, 係咪真係係時候要檢討下自己係咪連 0n 99, 7 goo look 都不如呢?
可能人地真係無CatPiano 大哥你0甘有型, 但唔好魅殺人地真係投資好多心機同時間0係個女仔身上。

作者: matt72178 時間: 2009-6-11 20:39

但係如果個女仔唔係俾人整蠱, 點解要post 自己張相出黎俾人評論呢? 總係覺得post 自己張相出黎有點兒多餘~~
Purpleheart 發表於 2009-6-11 21:22

0甘拒要問大家拒可唔可以做 model, post 張相俾大家"評審", 好正常。

作者: skaterwaye 時間: 2009-6-12 00:58

I'm wondering if she is tell the truth, cause she looks kind of "pig west"
shouldn't been that much man going after her............

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-6-12 09:30

19# Hyde

唔好吹水啦又唔抹嘴
口水流到落褲到喇
條女以為你早洩添

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2009-6-13 11:38

what a shiity girl............................

作者: chunsh 時間: 2009-6-13 14:07

我諗她只係比人整古
Littleprince 發表於 2009-6-11 09:11

I think so too

作者: Lil'B 時間: 2009-6-13 22:38

指定的主題不存在或已被刪除或正在被審核，請返回。
they deleted it.....maybe the porkchop make people feel sick

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-14 17:14

有元千里能相會。最理性嘅做法係搵個媒人婆婆。查吓對方嘅時辰捌字。

作者: Nam 時間: 2009-6-14 17:28

或者人哋覺得，錢唔重要嘅意思係，我唔洗你老豆好似李X誠，我只不過係要求對方係中上收入！

睇完張相，我不禁諗，點解啲女仔expect 啲男人無條件咁當佢係女神呢? 人哋Isabella 生完仔都要繼續讀書啦！

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-14 18:18

有人談戀愛。有人做買賣。

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-14 19:21

最好笑係﹐好多扒都以為自己係上菜﹐呢D係港女的獨有現象。。。唔知係咪因為比D港男騙得多﹐騙騙下就以為自己真係好正﹐哈哈。。。

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-14 19:54

最好笑係﹐好多扒都以為自己係上菜﹐呢D係港女的獨有現象。。。唔知係咪因為比D港男騙得多﹐騙騙下就以為自己真係好正﹐哈哈。。。
Littleprince 發表於 2009-6-15 11:21

真係有好多扒都以為自己係上菜嗎?
其實佢地都知道自己個樣唔得, 就更加唔可以輸個勢, 所以就比多d 自信心自己, 自我催眠令自己覺得自己係靚女啦~

點解我咁清楚? 因為小弟都係豬扒級(係男豬扒), 所以非常明白呢一個心態~

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-14 23:09

艾詩。艾詩。比人呃得多。呃到shot左。
照計如果有人主動去呃佢。證明佢都係幾搶手。

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-14 23:13

最憎 D DUET 嘴同埋化大眼的港女﹐個個好似倒模﹐看見很倒胃

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-14 23:13

指定的主題不存在或已被刪除或正在被審核，請返回。
they deleted it.....maybe the porkchop make people feel sick
Lil'B 發表於 2009-6-13 23:38

實係比人投訴嚇親人

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-14 23:23

呢個game真係唔知玩到幾時。日日都有咁多BB出世。要溝晒全世界啲仔or女。除非我永遠唔肆。

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-14 23:58

呢個game真係唔知玩到幾時。日日都有咁多BB出世。要溝晒全世界啲仔or女。除非我永遠唔肆。
playingtoy 發表於 2009-6-15 00:23

這樣就真的好難為你窩

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-15 00:01

這樣就真的好難為你窩
Littleprince 發表於 2009-6-15 00:58

What game are you talking about?

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-15 00:48

理論姐。理論姐。

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-15 01:02

最憎 D DUET 嘴同埋化大眼的港女﹐個個好似倒模﹐看見很倒胃
Littleprince 發表於 2009-6-15 00:13

嘟咀港女。化大眼。照睇係跟同一個師父。會唔會就係元朗榮華。整月餅果個。

作者: meowmeowmeow 時間: 2009-6-15 01:25

when was the last time u been to hk??
u think their expectation is low base on what? that kong lui are the ones that wanna hang out with us, but we dont even give her a look in the first place. ...
Hyde 發表於 2009-6-11 10:36

oh... I haven't been clubbing in HK for a long long time lu... the whole clubbing scene is very different from Vancouver...

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-15 01:43

oh... I haven't been clubbing in HK for a long long time lu... the whole clubbing scene is very different from Vancouver...
meowmeowmeow 發表於 2009-6-15 02:25

How is it different?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-15 01:54

How is it different?
peter236 發表於 2009-6-15 17:43

你自己去感受下啦~

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-15 02:01

你自己去感受下啦~
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-15 02:54

Have you tried it before?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-15 05:47

Have you tried it before?
peter236 發表於 2009-6-15 18:01

Never~

作者: cremedelacreme 時間: 2009-6-16 08:39

I think this girl has 幻想症haha!!! imagining all these different man chase her.

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