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作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-16 11:44 標題: 笑死左。。。

今天 MAILBOX 有封這樣的信。。。

唔通D人以為真的有這麼笨的人麼﹖

FROM; ALBERT EVRA,
14 ST. JOHN'S LANE,
LONDON, EC1M 4AJ ENGLANDKNIGHTS QUARTER,
UNITED KINGDOM

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY!

I GOT YOUR CONTACT ON MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND
TRUSTED PERSON TO HANDLE A TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE.

I KNOW THAT THE CONTENTS OF THIS MAIL MIGHT SOUND SO
STRANGE, BUT I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT EVERY WORD OF IT IS TRUE.

I AM ALBERT EVRA A FINANCIAL CONSULTANT TO A DECEASED
IMMIGRANT MR ANDREAS SCHRANNER,PROPERTY MAGNATE WHO WAS
BASED IN THE U.K., WHO HAPPENS TO BE MY CLIENT. ON THE MONTH
OF JULY 2000, MY CLIENT, HIS WIFE MARIA, THEIR DAUGHTER ANDREA EICH, HER HUSBAND CHRISTIAN, AND THEIR CHILDREN KATHARINA AND MAXIMILIAN ALL DIED IN THE AIR FRANCE CONCORD PLANE CRASH BOUND FOR NEW YORK IN THEIR PLAN FOR A WORLD CRUISE,SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN MANAGING HIS PROPERTIES HERE IN THE U.K. AND SOME OTHERS WHICH HE PUT OUT FOR SALE.

THE PROPERTIES WHICH HAVE LONG BEEN PUT OUT ON SALE HAVE NOW
BEEN PAID FOR AND NOW THE MONEY PAID HAS LONG BEEN DEPOSITED
INTO HIS LOCAL BANK AS CONSIGNMENT.

I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING THE MONEY AND
ESTATE LEFT BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE THEY GET SEIZED OR
DECLARED UNSERVICEABLE BY HIS BANK.

PARTICULARLY, THE BANK HAS ISSUED ME WITH A NOTICE TO
PROVIDE ANY OF HIS BENEFICIARY OR HAVE THE CONSIGNMENT
CONFISTICATED WITHIN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

MY LATE CLIENT HAS AN ACCOUNT VALUED AT 25.3 MILLION UNITED
STATES DOLLARS ONLY. SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN
LOCATING ANY OF MY CLIENTS RELATIVES FOR SOME TIME NOW AND
WITH NO ONE COMING FORWARD SINCE MY CLIENT PASSED ON AND
WITH THE BANK NOW GIVING ME A DEADLINE, I NOW SEEK YOUR
CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY TO MY DECEASED
CLIENT, SO THAT THE PROCEEDS OF HIS ACCOUNT VALUED AT 25.3
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN THE BANKS AS
CONSIGNMENT CAN BE DELIVERED TO YOU.

THIS I INTEND WE SHARE AMONGST OURSELVES IN THE RATIO OF 50%
TO ME AND 40% FOR YOU WHILE THE BALANCE 10% WE SHALL USE FOR
SETTLING ANY MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES THAT MIGHT ARISE.I HAVE
ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION THAT CAN BE USED TO BACK UP
ANY CLAIM THAT WE MAY MAKE AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE
CONSIGNMENT SHALL BE DELIVERED TO YOU AS BENEFICIARY OF THE
CONSIGNMENT OF MY LATE CLIENT.

ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST CO-OPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE
THIS DEAL THROUGH.

I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER ALEGITIMATE
ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE
LAW. TRUST ME AS HIS PERSONAL CONSULTANT THAT THIS IS A
RISK-FREE TRANSACTION.

PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME VIA MY EMAIL, AND SEND ME THE
FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1)YOUR FULL NAMES AND ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SUBMITT A LETTER
OF AUTHORIZATION IN YOUR NAME.

2)TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.

UPON RECEIPT OF THIS INFORMATION,WE SHALL DISCUSS FURTHER
ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION.

THANK YOU IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR COOPERATION.

BEST REGARDS,
MR. ALBERT EVRA.

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 11:56

本帖最後由 somewhereintime 於 2009-6-16 11:58 編輯

1# Littleprince

I receive few of of similar email everyday, in the junk mail box.
Sometime a person identified himself as the Controller of Hong Kong Bank

作者: B仔 時間: 2009-6-16 11:56

我公司時時都有。。。

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2009-6-16 12:05

今天 MAILBOX 有封這樣的信。。。

唔通D人以為真的有這麼笨的人麼﹖

FROM; ALBERT EVRA,
14 ST. JOHN'S LANE,
LONDON, EC1M 4AJ ENGLANDKNIGHTS QUARTER,
UNITED KINGDOM

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY!

I GOT Y ...
Littleprince 發表於 2009-6-16 12:44

you're so lucky
just reply
got nothing to lose

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-16 12:13

you're so lucky
just reply
got nothing to lose

habitrailspace 發表於 2009-6-16 13:05

ok... give me your name, address, tel, fax & ID plzzzzzzzzzzz

作者: daimo 時間: 2009-6-16 12:21

i get about 3 of them everyday, in all sort of different fashions.

In terms of the non-sense, it still doesn't beat the "enlargement" spam sent to a female.

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-6-16 12:28

I usually ignore these mails or emails

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2009-6-16 12:35

It's not because of people are stupid, but because they're stupid and greedy.

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2009-6-16 14:44

ok... give me your name, address, tel, fax & ID plzzzzzzzzzzz
Littleprince 發表於 2009-6-16 13:13

no problem
得閒yimcha

作者: CWong 時間: 2009-6-16 18:05

Littleprince, I can reply with your name, address, tel, fax & ID ......

作者: ACooperFan 時間: 2009-6-16 20:05

haha...funny....thanks for posting this cuz i don't usually open junk emails...

作者: 嘉嘉 時間: 2009-6-16 20:34

I don't even think I will open this kind of emails
they go to the junk immediately when I see unknown senders

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-16 20:50

Littleprince, I can reply with your name, address, tel, fax & ID ......
CWong 發表於 2009-6-16 19:05

哈哈。。。你唔怕我“先下手為強”咩﹖

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-6-16 20:52

13# Littleprince

he will call you tomorrow

作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2009-6-16 21:44

我都有好多呢o的E-mail....
SMS 都試過!!

作者: meowmeowmeow 時間: 2009-6-17 00:37

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-17 07:44

CWong:

拿到 25 MILLION 不要忘了請我吃飯耶

作者: pkphilip 時間: 2009-6-17 12:42

One time I replied, and the guy lost interests in me in a few days because I keep asking questions.

Philip

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-17 13:46

One time I replied, and the guy lost interests in me in a few days because I keep asking questions.

Philip
pkphilip 發表於 2009-6-17 13:42

hahaha... good strategy

作者: CWong 時間: 2009-6-17 16:13

17# Littleprince

就請妳食吃人唐蚤！

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-24 09:01

今日又有

做乜D人係都要逼我做富婆呢﹖呵呵。。。都話左唔想喇

Dear Respected ,

My name is Miss Jovita Conte .A complete citizen of the Sierra Leone,Daughter to the late Mr Desmond Conte who died of ulcer and he has been buried. I inherited a total sum of $10.3 million dollars from my late Father, this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company in Ivory Coast Due to the instruction he laid down before he deposited the box, that he needed maximum security/safety of my consignment and no body nor government organization can trace where about of the box until when he is ready and prepare to claim it.This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure.This means that the security company does not know the content of this trunk box.

My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of retriving out the box in your name as my foreign partner/ shipping the box of money to any address that you think is very secure and save in your country with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon. In fact, since the death of my father, my uncles has been seriously chasing me around with constant treats, trying to suppress me so that they might have the documents of his landed properties and confiscate them. They have successfully collected all his properties, yet they never stopped there, they told me to surrender all bank account of my late father,which I did, but I never disclose to them this deposit with the security company in Abidjan- Ivory Coast, because this is where my future and destiny lies upon.

I do not want any of my family member to be aware of the existence of this deposit which my late father made with the security company. when the situation becomes uncontrollable because of pressure on me from my uncles, I decide to look for a trustworthy person who could assist me retrieve this box of money from the security company for onward lodgement into his account for the purpose of future investment.Consider my situation as an Orphan and come to my rescue.

There is need for urgent action because my father is paying $50 dollars per day as a demurrage charges to the security company for safe keeping this consignment.

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-24 09:12

本帖最後由 somewhereintime 於 2009-6-24 09:13 編輯

21# Littleprince

Very funny message indeed

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-24 09:53

21# Littleprince

Very funny message indeed
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-24 10:12

should I reply her: "compare to the 10 million you are going to have, $50 per day is nothing, chill out my friend"

作者: 開心人 時間: 2009-6-26 21:50

CAPLOCK, redtext, what's next? CAPLOCK?

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-6-26 23:16

CAPLOCK, redtext, what's next? CAPLOCK?
開心人發表於 2009-6-26 22:50

唔明窩

我只係 COPY & PASTE 咋。。。
RED TEXT 係方便大家看原文﹐
因為我無甘得閑幫呢D人 EDIT 任何野。

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