Colorful Nicknames
By Ryan Murphy
Three women were sitting around, throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said: "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does."
Joanne giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked: "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?"
Kathy frowned and said: "The postman."
"Why the postman?" asked Joanne.
"Because he always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box." |
發表於 2010-4-21 06:50
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