Lethal Chastity Belt
By Ryan Murphy
A brave knight must go off to fight in the Crusades, so he leaves his sexy wife at home. As she can't be trusted, he fits her with a lethal chastity belt made out of razor blades.
On his victorious return, he lines up all his male staff and makes them drop their trousers. He is greeted by a whole line of shredded willies, except for one. He goes up to the man and says: "Unlike all the others, you have not betrayed my trust. In return I shall give you half my land."
To which the faithful servant replies: "Ugg ou gery muk." |
發表於 2010-6-3 09:02
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