Hunting Flies
By Ryan Murphy
A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asks.
"Hunting flies," he responds.
"Oh, killing any?" she asks.
"Yep, three males and two females," he replies.
Intrigued, she asks: "How can you tell them apart?"
"Easy,” he replies: “Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone." |
發表於 2010-6-25 10:45
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