性生活女王 Facebook Horror

B仔

夜生活後，唔好咁快上FB。
慢慢來，扯啖事後煙，清醒後，才好慶祝你GOT LAID。

希望乾塘嘅LYK們唔好錯手係LYK度咁樣歡呼～

B仔

研究左段野好耐.....性生活女王係咪偷食呢.......

如果呢個世界有o的人成日拿人地既 story 出黎講, 有一天講返自己既野出黎同人分享下都係好既
Purpleheart 發表於 2009-8-25 16:28

我都有研究過，D女王可能得不到足夠嘅性生活，所以常常要話比人聽佢DUM奶，滴雪糕，濕身，流水，酥胸，擘脾，嚟睇LYK POST自摸。

其實呢個FB事件，我第一個諗起嘅人係TIFFIANT，然後就係我們的野生活女神。

B仔

tiffiant is a guy wor.. bjai je...
Littleprince 發表於 2009-9-3 14:40

我知呀～
我意思係，有朝一日，TIFFIANT GOT LAID，佢可能會寫：
"Thank you too, ____, I had a great time as well. I'm glad that you enjoyed my MAN-HOLE ;) I must admit, I haven't had sex in a while, so getting ridden by such a tight and slippery woman was a pleasant surprise after so many long months of abstinence. I hope this message doesnt scare you off, I just wanted you to know what a wonderful time I had with you. You are permanently invited on "the-sacred-love-pole-of-tiffiant"

B仔

he never wrote that long la.. he would just write "sosad"
myversa 發表於 2009-9-3 15:24

IF get laid ....still "sosad"?!?!?!