the best one is couple yrs ago..a guy called in:
"thx for calling XXXX, how can i help you today?"
"hi, yes, i lost my bankcard"
"oh ok, may I ask how did you lose the card?"
"I was trying to use your atm machine and there seems to be a hole at the card slot and no card reader but i put my card in the hole anyways'
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another one brilliant one:
"thx for calling XXXX, how can i help you today?"
"hi, i have a problem with my deposit"
"ok no problem, I can help you with that. what problem did you encounter?'
"my deposit envelop is stuck in the deposit slot."
"oh, how did it get stuck?"
"the time limit expired and i tried to rush the envelop in the slot but the gate closed and the envelop is now halfway stuck by the gate"
"the branch will be opened in 30 minutes, are you able to wait at the machine and I can check whether there will some one at the branch already that can help you?"
"oh....um...i'm home now"
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