chocobun

i work in a hotel...

1) right now during olympics there are lots of media ppl staying at my hotel, and one korean media guy, i think he's in his 40's... came to me and asked if the room he has includes breakfast.  i told him no.  then he was POUTING AT ME and asking me why.... omg.. a 40 yr old man pouting at me..... m i supposed to 摸佢頭頭 and 呵返佢???????

2) some dude walks up to me and told me his ATM machine "eat" his money (he's missing $10).  i was preparing to call the ATM company but i was thinking to myself... let's walk over and take a look... and his money was sitting RIGHT THERE.... he just left it there -__- hellllllo wake up???

3) guest: i'm here for a meeting... where do i park?
me: you park at _____________ (instructions) and there's a meter down this hallway just put in your stall number and it'll give you a receipt.. you dont need to put it on your dash.
guest: so you mean... i have to put money in the meter???
me:....................  yeah.....
(...... em seriously no you dont... of course you dont... the meter is for decoration only you know....... you never HAVE to do anything in this world but if you get a ticket dont come bug me)

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hahaha I like ur stories xP
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-20 01:26

thanks! if anyone wanna hear more i have LOTS more... just dun wanna bored ppl by typing pages :p
let me throw in a few more...

1) some dude walks up to the desk... "where's your atm?"
me: "sir it's just around the corner there..." *points
dude: "does your atm machine give out mexican money?"
me: ".......no sir... it only gives canadian..... . . . . . ." (well HELLOOOO... welcome to CANADA???? i'm not sure if the atm can fit ALL different currencies from all around the world......)

2) guest walks up to me... "do you have antibiotics?"...
me: ........................... no...
(does this look like a drug store to you?? even if i do i cant give it to you..... i hope people know by now that you have to take a FULL CYCLE of antibiotics anyway???)

3) used to work in a hotel with theatre... one night i was covering switchboard...
me: "thank you for calling blah blah blah .... *does my little speech...* how may i help you?"
(turns out the person who called was a celebrity who was to perform that night... i forgot who it was)
celebrity: i'm ________ and i dont know how to get to the stage and i'm almsot late for my performance!!!
me: where are you right now?
celebrity: i'm in the back stage...
me: ........................................ (em... back stage and front stage... only a door apart??)... okay i'll send someone to help you RIGHT AWAY......

chocobun

ok then.. more hotel stories...

1) on a sold-out night......
woman: do you have a room available?
me: no i'm sorry we're sold out...
woman: what?? not even one room??? all i need is ONE room....
me: sorry we are really sold out...
woman: seriously!???? not even... ONE... ROOM....????
me: ...................... no sorry....
(no matter how many times you ask a room still wont magically appear out of nowhere... or is it like... yeah i have tons of rooms but i hide from you cuz i dont like you???)

2) last time i said a hotel with threatre i guess i kinda gave it away.. yes i used to work at the River Rock before. we have tons of guest from mainland chinese who doesnt speak any english but BIG gamblers. so i was checking in this guy using my very broken mandarin and somehow he's very interested in what the hotel's name is.

dude: 這個地方叫什麼名字?
me: 河石賭場酒店...
dude: *points at the word "River Rock" on key packet* 這個怎麼唸﹖
me: eh... River Rock
dude: ree-rooo?
me: 不是﹐是 River Rock
dude: 噢.... re-ra-roo
me:................. 對.... (didn't have the heart to correct him anymore...)

3) a more recent one, happened just yesterday... over the phone...
me: Thank you for calling blahblahblahblahblah... blahblahblahblahblah... how may i assist you??
woman: do you have any rooms available tonight?
me: yes we still have one last room available.
woman: that's great! how much is it?
me: it's a room with a king size bed selling for $5_ _ plus tax.
woman: what!? aren't your room rates usually around $200?
me: yeah... but it's the last room and it's the olympics......
woman: it's the olympics!?
me: ...............................

chocobun

we have some airline crews that stay at our hotel on a regular basis and sometimes they are very interesting...

yesterday at work......

FA (with strong chinese accent): i'm looking your hotel restaurant...
me: *points* it's right behind you there...
FA: oh okay... i'm looking for one for brunch or lunch tomorrow...
me: yep that one serves breakfast lunch and dinner
FA: oh that's the hotel restaurant?
me: yes that's the one.. we only have one restaurant in the hotel.
FA: oh.. that's it?? just one?
me: yes we only have one...
FA: but i dont want to go to that one.. is there another one?
me:..................... no we only have one
(do you want me to build you one like RIGHT NOW???)

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