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jiujiujiu

我有個朋友响香港,同個男友好好, 但突然發現自己有左2個月(依家已經3個幾月喇), 咁就梗係結婚啦~ 我朋友都叫住個男友千祈咪同佢D屋企人講住, 點知... 隻佬响2日後, 就已經同個3家姐講左... 但就死都話無講過....

誰不知,個3家姐就趁個大細佬返左屋企陪女友, 就立刻打電話過細細佬, 話"你阿哥癩左野呀!" 嚇到阿細細老當堂比佢嚇死, 以為個阿哥有咩意外, 然後個3家姐就話係阿大細佬個女友有左...

咁好喇,講番我朋友同佢隻佬喇... 既然佢地自己2個都agree左去結婚, 咁我朋友就梗係立刻要搞掂醫院先啦, 你知香港依家要生仔, 就要同大陸人爭床位架啦.. 好啦, 搞掂一樣, 就上個禮拜五同公司請假去登記註冊啦~ 開開心心搞掂晒, 咪返屋企休息囉~ 大肚婆好易攰架嘛~ 點知... 個3家姐突然响夜晚打電話比我朋友隻佬, 同佢講,叫佢地咪响香港結婚.. 咁隻佬咪立刻去阿3家姐度睇下咩事囉..

咁响阿3家姐度搞完一輪, 咪返自己屋企囉.. 一返到屋企就同個女友講, 話唔結婚! 我個朋友即刻癲左~ of course, 佢2個梗係立刻嘈到拆天啦! 個男人居然嘈到火遮眼, 夠膽死話依家大又唔要細又唔要.... 搞到我朋友就喊足6個幾鐘...

jiujiujiu

好地地點解搞成咁呢... 原來就係為左間公屋!
話說隻佬屋企間大單位公屋本來有5個名, 就係阿爸阿媽, 3家姐同埋2個細佬, 但阿爸阿媽就响前年年尾舊年年頭相繼過身, 所以, 就剩番3個名喇, 為左唔駛交番間公屋出來, 就叫2個細佬唔好响香港結婚, 要去大陸, 澳門或外國結婚.... 仲要2個細佬同房屋處報無業.. 但2個細佬, 大細佬就做裝修, 但就蠢到為左個3家姐, 只收cash, 唔報稅又唔供強積金, 而格細細佬就本來揸的士, 然後依家好似轉左做物流... 個3家姐就話一唔夠人名, 就會無地方住!
當我朋友同隻佬嘈個陣, 咪話除左隻佬個名, 房委會都係換間細單位過佢地, 點會無地方住.. 點知隻佬居然話對佢地來講, 換個細單位就等於無屋住!
到左第二日, 我朋友就send SMS比條佬, 話唔想見到佢, 要分手… 一見到佢就控制唔到自己情緒… Anyways, 到最後, 我朋友都係為左個BB, 就好委屈咁應承去外國結婚, 但就死都唔會去大陸同澳門結, 一定係加拿大或美國… 我朋友又唔敢去多倫多同埋美國, 因為好多親戚, 又怕自己阿媽唔happy, 為左間廉租屋, 居然搞到自己好似乞丐咁, 大肚臨dum咁要飛去結婚, 來溫哥華又怕煩到舊同學&朋友…
你地話, 如果你係我朋友, 你會點?

jiujiujiu

the point is not about how many months pregnant, i know that as long as it's less than 7 months u r allowed to fly!
The fact is, just because some selfish ppl who want to abuse the public housing in hk, and force the brothers not to get married in hk, and force them to declare that are unemployed, just to scam the public housing in hk. How can she face her parents? What kinda reason she can tell her parents about this stupid excuse for not getting married in hk? And she already registered at the Marriage Registry in HK about getting married in Feb... That's so freaking ridiculous!

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回復 14# tapioca

no, he's been living w/ my friend for a long time already~

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回復 15# fongparker

係架~ 係好乖架~ 成40幾歲人都仲咁聽家姐話, 肯定佢個B一定唔會夠佢乖囉!

jiujiujiu

老實講, 呢個男人如果唔係我好朋友隻佬, 佢真係一D都唔qualify 做我朋友, even 係發生呢件事之前... 但, 呢個男人係我朋友揀o既, 我當然都好戥佢擔心, 但, 寧教人打仔, 莫教人分妻, 咁陰質o既野我就唔會做喇~ 我就係受過教育o既人來o既, 唔似個男人個家姐~ 為左唔換間細單位公屋無所不用其極.... 真係比佢侮辱晒全世界o既人渣! 邊有人賤格到話換左間細單位就等於無左間屋吖~ 寧願刁空間房都唔交返比政府....

jiujiujiu

20 something 又點會咁聽話吖又~ 哈哈~~

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回復 23# fibbi

哈哈~
咁我朋友就30幾... 醫生同佢講, 話過左30歲就唔好再食避孕丸, 佢一停藥, 就即刻有! 係立刻個隻! 你都咪話唔係個天要玩佢!