女唔受,但係有D人D竅照舊

Alcoholic

一場相識條仔都要講下督下背脊架喇...好頂唔X順~
好睇唔起d男人咁飢不擇食.

有條仔,溝過晒我識得既女仔咁濟(包括我). 4 that i know of including me, and last week, he started to attack the 5th girl that i know.

same tricks:
- 日日奪命追魂call/sms, over 5x EACH
- 兜頭兜面拒絕佢但係依然貼身癡情,況死妳有一日一定會感動
- 唔係正室但hap醋,仲要比面色你睇
- 當正你所有異性friend係擒獸, MIB上身咁gup實你

same routine:
- 送公仔
- 跟出跟入
- 約你出黎帶你去D佢唔洗比錢既地方食飯,當請埋你,佢自己又有面
- 係人面前當正自己係你條仔咁

個朵咁臭,又食過咁多檸檬,點解唔識收皮?!

Alcoholic

原帖由 Littleprince 於 2008-3-10 04:52 PM 發表

亞媽煮

係佢老豆開間舖

頂~ 我收公仔個日(by surprise)，我拎住隻野返屋企，勁無奈。。。因為隻野好明顯係舊既~ 返到屋企仲要比我老公指住黎笑，話邊鬼個咁大膽用舊野溝佢老婆 我個Livestock B 第一日介紹我比絛友識，就已經話明左比佢聽我結左婚架啦~ 個陣我當絛友仔係朋友，先同佢食飯飲酒姐~
最低死係，我地玩完，我返到屋企，絛友夠膽死奪命追魂call/sms我，話好好點解唔打比佢，報平安。比氣我受喎！

而家佢想溝我件Livestock A. 日日照打幾丫萬次黎，半夜4am狂sms問要唔要食宵夜。
出到去(saturday)，當正自己係我Livestock A絛仔咁，做show比8個人同檯睇，又tum又扮死狗咁。
最低死係，之前再個日(friday)落club個陣，係佢自己比面色我Livestock A睇，話人地出街好唔call佢，黎到佢個場又唔搵佢，全晚好似黑面神咁。

絛友溝我Livestock B 先既。。。送公仔，帶出街請食雞翼
之後改溝我另外一個好姐妹BC-Tunnel. 又送公仔，又比錢請食飯
再之後溝我黎個有夫之婦，送公仔，請食唔洗比錢既飯（要俾錢既都有），飲酒，開酒，接送，免費入場etc...
上個禮拜5，我同另外個friend出街，咁岩ran into絛友，我個friend話，想扮唔識佢，因為大概兩年前，絛友有溝過她。
上個禮拜，同我Livestock A 出去玩，見到，咪介紹佢地識as friend囉~ 個晚絛友得到我Livestock A既電話之後，就開始同一個routine&手段黎溝我既Livestock A， 又係由奪命追魂call開始 + 面色

搞笑係，我地黎幾個女仔，論年齡，高矮，肥瘦，職業都係好大差別。唔係溝我得幾個既時侯，佢夠膽死出夠個29歲既女仔。。。衰D講句：佢自己23歲，但係溝既女又19-29歲不等，有仔冇仔，單身，結左婚都去溝！

真係比黎絛繆理吹脹！

Alcoholic

原帖由 LOK 於 2008-3-10 06:32 PM 發表
hahah, funny story!

I wanna meet this guy.

表哥，
你見過架喇。
咁明顯，你冇理由唔知我講緊邊個架喎~~~~

Alcoholic

原帖由 LOK 於 2008-3-10 06:46 PM 發表
hahah, then I think I know who...

i said:
當正你所有異性friend係擒獸, MIB上身咁gup實你 <-- you complained to me about this before. i thought you would know right away tim! hahaha 擒獸表哥

Alcoholic

老實講。。。樣唔係好得，格衰衰啦好明顯。有小肉，未算肥~ 二十幾歲人，學人留鬚，生意失敗咁樣~ 都幾殘~ 我行出去，佢D o靚以為我19歲（D弟弟唔係好識睇人，比佢咁講，我一D都唔覺得開心 ）。 佢曾經掙扎左個o靚兩個月，覺得我話我結左婚係呃佢，有諗過我係咪其實係假結婚添~ 真係beh一聲~

b06:
緊係有啦！
但係批閃卡，真係唔可以係度upload. 溫哥華個圈子太細喇~~ 抱歉

Alcoholic

絛友都飢餓左一段時間架喇。
唔好話食檸檬丫，連檸檬皮都lai 唔到，抽水抽唔到之如仲鑊鑊KO.
初初識佢我都覺得有點可憐冇女又冇乜真朋友，睇多幾個例子就覺得原來佢係自作自受。
你要溝我鍾意我我控制唔到，但係我越擲其他女比佢，佢反而痴到實好似帖身膠布。
（man... my poetic side is coming out again )

做人咁無賴咁冇個性怪唔得知乜人都冇
搵食行遠D都好丫~ 明知道個個都識得仲要中個頭埋來。。。唉。唔想落你面都唔得啦~

Alcoholic

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-3-10 10:28 PM 發表
alc 姐
應該同埋你D friend 一齊係公眾場所奚落下佢
仲要帶埋你老公出黎
睇下佢仲可以點

咁我會做到咁衰咁low既~ annoymous發下up風咪算囉~

搞笑地，佢見過我老公幾次，同過檯食飯飲野添~ LOL
佢溝我過陣(one year ago around this time in March， my "priority status" lasted approximately 3 months. after, i still get some sort of "golden thrown" status ga )，我有帶過我老公出來同我班女女一齊玩.佢冇咁薑咁夠膽用MIB上身咁怒beh住我老公。態度算係有善兼被面架喇，不過個樣都係唔係幾ger.

之前我帶我表哥禽獸LOK出去玩時，嘩！LOK一定係淋左佢全家！笑死我~~~~ 連我個禽獸表哥LOK同我班女女跳舞時，絛友仔係要走埋來，玩SARS病者隔離咁！驚死我同我D女女會食LOK唔食佢，要幫我地班女隔離所有男性動物~ 哈哈哈哈哈哈 佢唔明白，係我地容D男生，唔係D男生容我地囉~ mama-Alc D女女都咪話唔鹹濕~

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Alcoholic

makten:
no, the name doesn't start with a J

chunsh:
AHAHHAHAHAHAH really? maybe you could kinda explain it to us how the brain functions!

big tooth:
講明係surprise公仔,仲要個鑊係佢車埋我, 走個陣我試過扮唔記得拎 我高薪厚職過佢家陣比唔起錢咩? 講到明唔好幫我比, but few times 出到去又係咁. 不過咁換個角度睇, 女人有人追唔係必然~

at that time he was after me, i go out, treat him as friend. although when i talk to my hubby, we did suspect he might be chasing, but we eliminated that thought because the very first day i met him, me & my Livestock B made it clear i was taken for life & is just out to enjoy a night with my girls. and at that time, me & hubby thinks it's ok to go out with him because even though he knows alot of people, we can tell that he's lonely cus he doesn't have much true friends, & he would tell me alot of things... so we thought maybe he treats me as a "close opposite sex friend jeh".

but after, he does the same thing to EVERY GIRL that i see that he tells me that he wants to CHASE

now, since he is chasing my Livestock A, he is starting to sms my Livestock A calling her "baby", on the phone calling her "老婆", "i love you"   my Livestock A inch him on the phone one night while i was sitting next to her... of course we both know he is a loser. so i told my Livestock A to tell him that he chase so many girls. he denies it, so i told A to ask him...
A: gum Livestock B neh?
him: i didn't chase her
A: gum Alc neh?
him: we're just friends
A: you treat everyone so good, why are you treating me good now?
him: cus i LOVE you
A: gum BC-Tunnel neh?
him: well....i was dating her a while
***me sitting on the side thinking WTF***
A: gum Yxxx neh?
him: really mo ar!!!!
A: gum Nxxxxxx ne?
him: she was my ex......

anyways...BC-Tunnel is another one of my best friends. how dare he has the guts to say he dated her a while?! it never happened! my hubby told me that i should call BC-Tunnel & tell her what he said, she would probably angry die with heartattack.

Alcoholic

Twin,
you've met him ga la...hahahaha
how come you & biu gor so slow reaction & cannot think of who it was when i made this post ga? even my hubby read you guys' response & he said how can you guys NOT know!

Alcoholic

Twin,
you got it right! hey, aren't those 3 that you listed out the same person meh???

kaimui,
hahahaha
we did do something about it. we told him in his face that we're either taken, married, or not interested!! when he ask me why i don't call him at 3am in the morning telling him that i'm safe, i told him it's because i'm home with my husband, & jumped into bed with my sleeping husband! but some low life losers is really a challenge for mama-Alc to bring him down.

regarding the suggestions that you made for me:
1. we totally did dis him in front of people when he sticks on, i just push him away & go socialize with anybody else that i was talking to cus he was in the way. and he tells me that i shouldn't talk to those people, i told him it's none of his business
2. we don't need to cut ties with him because the only time we see him now is when we go out & run into him.

today, i just found out he's crazy enough to stalk my Livestock A, buy her & Livestock B starbucks, AND walk BOTH of them to work. my Livestock A & B now works 1 block away from each other so they car pool together.