First Day On The Job
By Ryan Murphy
Jones applied to a collection agency for a job, but he had no experience. He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the job. Two hours later, Jones came back with the entire amount.
"Amazing!" the manager said: "How did you do it?"
"Easy," Jones replied: "I told him if he didn't pay up, I'd tell all his other creditors he paid us." |