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港男學歷也不低  就讀福建大學系
GEL頭穿耳扮型仔 錶袋晒命扮有米
時事新聞唔願睇  黃碟3仔起勢咪
閂埋房門隔絕世  打機上網電腦迷
返學最愛溝女仔  放學最叻球場砌
三五成群喂喂喂  乜野粗口都講齊
稱兄道弟扮晒威  一講義氣乜都制
踢波射籃樣樣齊  陪女shopping話咪制
手機ipod要最貴  最緊要係唔失禮
駛錢速度有得揮  冇錢都要識女仔


求偶篇:
平時識開啲女仔  唔靚都唔會傾計
首先樣貌要好睇  最好身材似魔鬼
仲要溫柔知識禮  又要細心體貼兮
入得廚房出廳堂  節儉愛心煲靚湯
港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威
出少少錢嘈嘈閉  但對自己就大洗
識女條件上面睇  但連一蚊唔願駛
最好啲女把飯餵  仲要貼錢俾你駛
溝女都係為跩跩  一晚傾計兩晚砌
唔俾就話扮高貴  俾你又話人係雞
把口賤過地底泥  唔該上進俾人睇

creative = =` first time hearing the term "gong nam"

唔俾就話扮高貴  俾你又話人係雞 @@

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唔俾就話扮高貴  俾你又話人係雞

yes i do personally know someone like that...

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港男學歷也不低  就讀福建大學系
Doesn't this goes both ways for girls in HK too?

GEL頭穿耳扮型仔 錶袋晒命扮有米
How many are like that out there?! I haven't seen very many except in MK,
and this goes the same for the girls too?!

時事新聞唔願睇  黃碟3仔起勢咪
閂埋房門隔絕世  打機上網電腦迷
Unfortunately... these two are both true...

返學最愛溝女仔  放學最叻球場砌
Unfortunately the most guys in HK are so weak now that they don't even have the guts to confess?!

三五成群喂喂喂  乜野粗口都講齊
Depends?! This was the same 10 years ago too, not much change

稱兄道弟扮晒威  一講義氣乜都制
This is more like the reverse... Guys in HK are so useless and selfish now.

踢波射籃樣樣齊  陪女shopping話咪制
Why go shopping with the HK girls when all they want the guy to do is:
carry their stuff, pay for them, and waste their time?

手機ipod要最貴  最緊要係唔失禮
This is the same for kids in other countries too!

駛錢速度有得揮  冇錢都要識女仔
HA??? Why is it a requirement to have money to meet girls?!
This poem is obviously written by a HK girl to justify her problems.

求偶篇:
平時識開啲女仔  唔靚都唔會傾計
Isn't this the same as girls?
Girls won't talk to ugly guys with no money neither.

首先樣貌要好睇  最好身材似魔鬼
Duh... same everywhere around the world!

仲要溫柔知識禮  又要細心體貼兮
This is normal?! Girls ask guys to be gentleman too, which I think most HK guys are.

入得廚房出廳堂  節儉愛心煲靚湯
This is so wrong... I can boil soup, but many of the HK girls I know, can't even cook a proper meal!

港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威
huh?! This is weird?!

出少少錢嘈嘈閉  但對自己就大洗
Uhh... This is typical HK girl thinking...
Why do guys have to spend money on girls???

識女條件上面睇  但連一蚊唔願駛
Same as above...

最好啲女把飯餵  仲要貼錢俾你駛
HELL NO! I bet most of the guys can't stand themselves being fed by women.

溝女都係為跩跩  一晚傾計兩晚砌
lol... This problem is global.

唔俾就話扮高貴  俾你又話人係雞
Some guys are like that, unfortunately...

把口賤過地底泥  唔該上進俾人睇
True, but same goes for HK girls.

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港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威

no its not weird...  was eating dinner with my friend.  2 fly boy sitting at the table next to us talking loud to their MK girlfriends, one of them was telling the girls that he is going to buy a 100k bimmer as daily driver and the other guy keep saying its great, conditional so good etc etc.  trying to impress the mk girls.  those MK girls also told the guys to earn more money and buy them gucci >.>

we just pretend we didnt hear them talk and continue eating, then the waitress came by and said that the coffee boy is on his way to give parking tix, asked us to move cars.  so my friend and I went out to move our cars and so did the fly boy.  then the waitress say to us, "wa, just 2 person go out drive 2 cars!"  then the fly boy started checking what car we drove,  and i was driving M3 and my friend driving new E class, and we saw those fly boy just drive DB8 and DC2.  

Then went back inside, my friend asked me so loud (she's a girl) and said "wei, ur car is so old, fai d change la, E92 is already out!  even i think my 2005 car is outdated and wanna change la"  then i replied,  buy mud gwa E92 M3, i ordered a R35 GTR to replace it la"  then start chatting about it and those guys shut up and didnt speak AT ALL until they left.

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港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威


that's funny... such a long story, & the purpose was talking about himself 唔係有錢但要威
<<party like a rock star, fxxk like a porn star>>

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原帖由 Hyde 於 2008-2-27 05:27 發表
港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威

no its not weird...  was eating dinner with my friend.  2 fly boy sitting at the table next to us talking loud to their MK girlfriends, one of them was telling the girl ...


so your conclusion is you have expensive bimmerssss that you still don't want any girl and you rather spend your money on prostitute in China?

甘又真係幾威窩。 不過﹐各人有各人口味﹐住家菜可能唔岩你胃口者﹐要比錢先爽係個人權利黎既﹗

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原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-27 09:05 發表


so your conclusion is you have expensive bimmerssss that you still don't want any girl and you rather spend your money on prostitute in China?

甘又真係幾威窩。 不過﹐各人有各人口味﹐住家菜可能唔岩你胃 ...

I was thinking what's the point of his reply too... now I get it!
Thank you for the explanation.

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原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-2-27 08:27 發表
港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威


that's funny... such a long story, & the purpose was talking about himself 唔係有錢但要威


i cant see that u can afford a 800k car in hk   i love it when i post something and u 3 b*tches come on and TRY to flame me with stupid points.  if u have so much time, bring ur group of pork chop to fish turtles in the club la.  too bad u and ur group of pork chop probably wont even get customers even in china LOL

[ 本帖最後由 Hyde 於 2008-2-27 09:47 編輯 ]

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原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-27 09:05 發表


so your conclusion is you have expensive bimmerssss that you still don't want any girl and you rather spend your money on prostitute in China?

甘又真係幾威窩。 不過﹐各人有各人口味﹐住家菜可能唔岩你胃 ...


sorry wor, dont need to find prostitute in china...  why would i wanna kau girls when i already have one?

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