Marge's Guide to Life

raima

* LAUGH EASY AND OFTEN
    * BUY YOURSELF FLOWERS EVERY WEEK
    * KEEP A SPARE PAIR OF HIGH HEELS IN THE CAR
    * NEVER SHOP WHILE DRUNK
    * SPEND MORE THAN RENT ON AT LEAST ONE PAIR OF SHOES
    * DO NOT SLEEP WITH YOUR FRIENDS' BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND. EVER!
    * WEAR MATCHING BRAS AND PANTIES
    * TRADE YOUR RESPONSIBLE LOW MILEAGE CAR FOR A VINTAGE CAR
    * YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY PAIRS OF JEANS AND/OR SHOES
    * OR HANDBAGS, OR COATS, OR SWEATERS, OR T-SHIRTS...
    * OR EARRINGS, OR NECKLACES, OR RINGS, OR BRACELETS...
    * KNOW CALL DISPLAY IS THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD
    * OPENLY ADMIT TO DOING THE "WALK OF SHAME" AT LEAST ONCE
    * PUT QUARTERS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S METERS
    * NEVER (AND WE MEAN EVER) FAKE AN ORGASM
    * LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AS THEY LOVE YOU
    * ALWAYS FIND A REASON FOR MORE JEWELRY

notgoddy

Who is Marge?...

myversa

This Marge?

notgoddy

No way, Marge Simpson is thrifty, absolutely different from the materialistic bitch that wrote that "guide".

I guess they should add a no boys allowed sign in front of 女人心事.

[ 本帖最後由 notgoddy 於 2008-1-19 01:26 編輯 ]

raima

it's a brand name

notgoddy

oops, http://www.mimiandmarge.com/

I can't blame them I guess, but yet I still sweep for humanity.