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chobit

I found this very funny:

The original post: birds using my wing as a perch
When im parked at work the birds are using my wing as a perch and its getting scratched up. What to do?

Some of the funny answers include:
- have a scarecrow sit on that park bench.
- single sided tape facing up, or sticky mouse traps
- install a CAT (I like this one the most)
- ROFL  I came out of Chik-fila last week after having lunch w/ the Mrs. 3 of them lil bastards were just chillin on my wing like it was the cool thing to do.  I swore at them and promised them next time we met, i'd catch them with the hood scoop.
As far as a solution...The clear-bra is about your only protection against the talons scratches. So far "installing a cat" made me LOL the most.