School Pride

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School Pride
By Ryan Murphy

A girl is being examined in a doctor's office when the doctor notices she has a big red "H" on her chest. "That’s interesting,” the doctor says: “how did that happen?"

The girl says: "My boyfriend is so excited about getting into Harvard that he wears his sweater during sex!"

The doctor gives the girl some cream and tells her it will clear up in a couple days.

A second girl comes to the office with a similar problem, only she has a "Y" on her chest, since her boyfriend is a Yale man. So the doctor gives her the same cream, and tells her it will clear up in a couple days.

Now on the third day, another girl is in the doctor’s office with a big "M" on her chest. The doctor says: "Let me guess, your boyfriend goes to Michigan right?"

The girl says: "No, but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin!"