when was the last time you lie

k me first. i had a bottle of red wine and i saw 3 shopping cart outside canadian tire each with $0.25 in it. so. i stopped and made an attempt to retrieve them all. i do have some tools in my pocket and backpack for almost all kinds of carts.

before i was done. that guy came out from canadian tire to collect the carts for closing. (like it was 7pm i think) so i sort of lie ... or trying to be polite to make my story beautiful and the following was our conversation:

PT: playingtoy
CT: canadian tire

PT: i got my quarter stuck in the shopping cart ... they have different sizes ... i had to use a wire

(at the time being my wire was stuck half way ... see i wasn't very professional when i was drunk ... but sometimes i kinda enjoy myself being a loser ... once in awhile)

CT: how many shopping carts did you have

(at scene i had 2 carts tied to each other by their own keys plus my wire and one cart with a quarter inside standing by itself and at hand working on 2 carts with different sizes which did not fit into one another)

PT: two...

CT: what were you doing with 2 shopping carts

PT: there was one guy before me (another lie in a split second ... bingo)

CT: can you take your wire out

PT: do you have a pliers i can use

CT: no ... we are gonna have to deal with it inside

He gave me a quarter from his hand and he took over and expected me to leave so i did (and seems like they must have been watching me for a long time ... i was there for like 15 minutes to half an hour)

and if i were to tell the truth when the guy came to me i should have said something like this:

"i am a bum and part of my job is to take all the quarters and dollars which are left behind by your customers in your shopping carts and i am only half way through ... "

(usually I'm pretty professional in taking the coin out but not that time)