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品性篇:
港男學歷也不低  就讀福建大學系
GEL頭穿耳扮型仔 錶袋晒命扮有米
時事新聞唔願睇  黃碟3仔起勢咪
閂埋房門隔絕世  打機上網電腦迷
返學最愛溝女仔  放學最叻球場砌
三五成群喂喂喂  乜野粗口都講齊
稱兄道弟扮晒威  一講義氣乜都制
踢波射籃樣樣齊  陪女shopping話咪制
手機ipod要最貴  最緊要係唔失禮
駛錢速度有得揮  冇錢都要識女仔


求偶篇:
平時識開啲女仔  唔靚都唔會傾計
首先樣貌要好睇  最好身材似魔鬼
仲要溫柔知識禮  又要細心體貼兮
入得廚房出廳堂  節儉愛心煲靚湯
港男自問咩身世  唔係有錢但要威
出少少錢嘈嘈閉  但對自己就大洗
識女條件上面睇  但連一蚊唔願駛
最好啲女把飯餵  仲要貼錢俾你駛
溝女都係為跩跩  一晚傾計兩晚砌
唔俾就話扮高貴  俾你又話人係雞
把口賤過地底泥  唔該上進俾人睇

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-3-1 07:02 AM 發表
Hey, don't put me on table ~~~ beside, I'm not skinny.

I'm talking about biu so ~~~

hahahahaa
don't say that la
biu so comes on LYK sometimes ga....hahahaaa
<<party like a rock star, fxxk like a porn star>>

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ahhahah 明解!!! =P

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原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-29 03:37 PM 發表


Yes, there is a girl like that exist. And she is someone's girlfriend here
wuahahahahha

yeah, Utopia <-- caveman's girlfriend.
i have a pic of me holding up her huge ass pink bra while she was in the bathroom putting on her makeup
a priceless secret picture....正!
<<party like a rock star, fxxk like a porn star>>

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原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-2-29 03:34 PM 發表


such girls exist?

偉大既矽袋發明
<<party like a rock star, fxxk like a porn star>>

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Hey, don't put me on table ~~~ beside, I'm not skinny.

I'm talking about biu so ~~~

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原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-1 10:15 發表

yeah, Utopia  


!!!

U女俠 失敬失敬

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原帖由 Rainy 於 2008-2-29 23:56 發表


who ar? ahahha


x2!!!

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原帖由 utopia 於 2008-2-29 15:37 發表


Yes, there is a girl like that exist. And she is someone's girlfriend here
wuahahahahha


who ar? ahahha

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原帖由 Rainy 於 2008-2-29 15:23 發表


but they still want big boobs with skinny body girls to fcuk!




skinny body with big boobs?
hm...........no.....

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