我奶奶癡左線

華美子

尋日晚飯後我返房休息不久，我老公好嬲咁上黎話佢媽咪終於癡左線，佢唔想再理佢。

我知佢呢番說話係氣言，於是問佢咩野事，我老公話因為晚飯時奶奶煮左Ｄ超難食既野：一碟烚到一pat pat既小唐菜，一碟淡到無味淨係得粉絲同紹菜既送，另一碟蒸到一pat pat既豆腐豬肉。我地一開始見到已經唔想食（我奶奶煮野超唔掂到一個地步，佢個女同老公都唔鐘意食佢Ｄ送，我老爺成日出街食飯就係要避開唔食佢煮Ｄ野），但都好比面食。我奶奶見我地食到既樣，就係雪櫃攞左碟兩日前食淨番少少既外賣梅菜扣肉出黎，問我地敢唔敢食，點知我同老公當係寶咁用黎送飯食晒。我食左少少飯就唔想再食落去，老公第二日返工，奶奶叫佢帶飯，佢詐家依pack左，諗住返公司就掉左佢，但我係屋企成日對住奶奶，無得咁做。奶奶問我要唔要pack定聽日lunch食，我唔想hurt佢，於是話：「唔洗啦，我聽日想食麵，因為想食Ｄ濕野，我會自己煮啦。」於是行開左。

點知奶奶個時開始發脾氣，佢一邊洗碗，一邊自言自語講：「報應囉，梗係我前世做左Ｄ衰野...」擺明想人聽到佢講，我老公問佢咩野，佢唔睬我老公，於是我老公好嬲唔理佢。我老公話佢咁多年黎都係咁，人地一唔食佢煮Ｄ野佢唔係鬧人就係講埋Ｄ悔氣說話得人，所以我老爺先唔常返屋企食飯。

真係好難頂，我同我老公結左婚成七年極少哎交，日日都好開心，但係奶奶黎住左三個月，就已經先後三四次發埋Ｄ咁既脾氣，攪到間屋成日氣氛怪怪咁，好在佢星期六就返香港啦，我唔洗再對住佢，又唔洗再食佢Ｄ核突送。雖然我好感激佢過黎陪我坐月，但係佢問得我要唔要食，應該有比人say no既機會架，無理由咁專制。我已經好忍得，呢三個月黎一句都無駁返佢，都係唔出聲算數。

我個新煲比佢煲燶左，媽咪送比我個易潔鑊比佢挖到花晒同變晒色，我一句都唔咁Eh佢，Boxing Day同老公買過晒Ｄ鑊呀盛都收埋係衣櫃度，等佢走左先敢用，如果唔係佢又整爛我Ｄ野。

我今日都唔敢出房，因為唔想對住佢個黑面神。

[ 本帖最後由 華美子 於 2008-1-4 10:56 編輯 ]

LOK

Ar Lik gor... I think you are too "tranditional"... every topic you could also say something related to your "tranditional chinese culture" point of view... very boring ar...
if you want to get some girls... i guess you better change that...

Alcoholic

華美子:
i feel so sorry for you good thing your lai-lai is only temporary staying with you!!!

i heard a myth that my own lai-lai can't cook either. but for the last 4 years of dating my hubby, i've never tried her cooking. i remember there was this one time that she actually invited us over because she was cooking... but my hubby turned her down~ i was kinda disappointed (haha) because i was curious how bad can she get lol~ that's why, 80%  of the time dinner with my lai-lai is eating out... 10% of the time is eating at my hubby's grandma's place (my lai-lai's mom...but my hubby doesn't like her cooking either, other than the soy sauce chicken), & 10% of the time my lai-lai comes over to our place to eat my cooking. the only thing i've tried my lai-lai's is her soup. it's not bad... only there's 3 versions that i've ever tasted:
1. carrot/green carrot
2. watercress
3. red dates/chinese herbs
it's not bad...but very greasy. so that's why i always put it in the fridge, so i can scoop out the floating fat~ cus when i boil soup, no matter if i use meat or bones, i will scoop out ALL the fat ga lor~ i'm very fortunate that my lai-lai is very nice to me, and is not possessive. but im sure things will be different if we ever lived under the same roof.

actually...
your lai-lai kinda reminds me of my own grandma (my mom's lai-lai) hahahaha. that grandma of mine is VERY traditional, & gave my mom a hard time when we were younger (stories from my mom). she doesn't cook as bad as your lai-lai i don't think... but she will make you eat... & used to require my mom go to her home for dinner every week when we were still in hk. if you don't show up, she will deliberately say something so that "someone" will hear her rant. my grandma is a clean freak~ when we go back to hk now... we always eat out because if you use her kitchen ware, she will think you contaminated it or something...end up u will hear loud commotion at like 5am in the morning, where she wakes up & clean the entire 700sq ft flat. even when my uncle (mom's bro) go to live at our hk appartment for 3 weeks (grandma's place), she hid ALL her dishes, wok, utensils, EVERYTHING so no one can touch! hahahaha

good thing my hubby likes my cooking... or else even more trouble~

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-4 11:52 編輯 ]

nikonian

Sigh.... 相見好同住難.... 尤其係多左個 BB 咁大既轉變, 大家都會有少少痴線..... 算啦, 仲有幾日, 當佢走左之後, 你會發覺佢都真係幫你地「度過難關」,如果無佢(地)相信會好大鑊吓.

Give and take, 一切都有兩面既, 佢地都係一心為你地好, 如果唔係做乜要飛十幾個鐘過黎受氣? 唔好去cruise 玩吓?  

以後仲有好多時候要相處, 好黎好去, 大家好!  尤其係你老公, 佢父母走左, 可能會問返自己點解之前唔忍下? 唔開心架.... 我自己就係一個過來人.... 哈哈...

兩day, 做戲又好, 真心又好, 以後返香港見面唔使咁尷尬啦!

婆媳關係.... 5000 年不變!!! ( 都係未能解決)

哇哈哈

"the elders have near absolute power over everything" 千真萬確

老人家點比面色你睇都得, 你比面色佢睇, 佢就話你- 5逆仔女, 一句攪點

老人家係大曬嫁la, 尤其唔好得罪奶奶, 唔係你得罪佢, 我買定條繩比你吊頸都得la

奶奶係高高在上，不能冒犯嫁, 好似你會唔會得罪你老闆咁, 你得罪佢, 佢住係你屋企成世唔返香港, 日日比面色你睇呀

Ultraman

Why not talk to her frankly? Hiding your real reason behind is surely not the best way to solve this problem. While you think telling her her cooking is awful might hurt her, but actually using different funny excuses to refuse her food might even hurt her more! Tell her you (and your husband) just don't like her way to cook the food, but actually you really appreciate her love and time for cooking for you!

You are an adult and already a mom of your gal, you should know how a mom would feel when your daughter hurt you like that, right? Try to considerate more la, the case is not that bad at all geh! Cheer up!

Nox

Host a celebration party the night after she's gone.  Get yourself thinking about preparing the party.  That'll occupy your mind in a cheerful mood until she's gone.