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繼續吹水 friday nite 我通常都係 lowkey  too many kids on the street drinking  looking for drugs  looking to sell to buy  a "homeless guy" like myself  should stay out of the public sight  on a regular friday nite  IMO

one time some kids were drunk  sitting on the top floor of one of the highrises at Garden City and Westminster Hwy  i saw them and they saw me  and one guy dumped a few eggs down  thank god i had my helmet on  and they missed by about 10 to 20 feet

i had to stand there for so long  to claim my territory  (plus getting some attention from the public since the eggs were still on the road)  eventually i no longer could see any of their faces showing  either they were hiding or they went back inside  

(stories from a street person to be continued)

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今日先 比個阿婆 問我借錢 我識佢新抱 同佢幾好傾 好似兩姊弟 係無正式發展姊弟戀 試過好close 好危險 差啲踩過界 之後佢就 潛水 派佢奶奶黎踩場 有日我執左 十蚊 啤酒樽 比呢位婆婆見到 佢條氣唔順 今日就 埋黎 問我借錢 又話自己無錢開飯又話老公有病


我嚮度 食緊早餐 傾傾下 佢無喇喇問我 係咪嚮屋企帶定啲野黎食 我就指下 我側便個 dumpster 跟住佢就 即刻 走 一路走 一路作嘔 須則佢係長輩但有可能未見過呢啲世面 希望佢 嘔晒出黎就 龍馬精神 長命百歲

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今日先 比個阿婆 問我借錢 我識佢新抱 同佢幾好傾 好似兩姊弟 係無正式發展姊弟戀 試過好close 好危險 差啲 ...
playingtoy 發表於 2010-4-1 17:06

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姊弟戀
playingtoy 發表於 2010-4-1 17:06

查實我時不時都提佢返屋企煮飯比仔女同老公

係佢踩我場在先
又唔知訂
換着係第個就
打左好耐
我都係
循循善誘
誘到佢服晒

總之就
差啲過界

不過
無

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具體啲黎講 係 無任何身體接觸 不過 大家心照

好彩我 把持得住 唔係就 千年道行 一朝喪

睇住自己猛嚮度打post梗係身有屎哈哈

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沖涼就用個garbage bag去條河度裝滿佢打個結然後掛嚮棵樹上面再篤幾個窿
playingtoy 發表於 2010-4-1 18:42

係一個嚮森林住既朋友教我
playingtoy 發表於 2010-4-1 18:52

至於點樣handle啲grizzly bear就

都係禱告
playingtoy 發表於 2010-4-1 18:56

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我就黎要嘔
都係嘔入
天頭涼

二零一零年四月十四日十點八個字

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嚮richmond有三個friend比人assault 都係聽番黎 無在場

頭兩個係一男一女commonlaw 聽講就 好心走埋去offer幫人推車（汽車死火）就反遭毒打 報左警好耐下 拉到人未 我就唔知

佢兩個都係流浪漢 樣就 流浪漢樣囉 不過 人品都幾nice 我個conclusion係 有啲無辜 or 唔夠小心 i dunno 剩係望住個老公兩隻熊貓眼同佢老婆塊面一笪笪bruises 我就 講唔到野

另一個 嚮westmin saveon 出面個parkinglot撩女仔 就比人地條仔DUP （上面果單對方係三男一女聽講） 呢個friend無還手（上面兩個就 還唔到手比人打到訓低）就咁齋啃左幾搥同埋last食左人地個headbutt流鼻血 之後人地開車走 佢就（唔知點解）追住人地部車（我都係聽返黎）我去到 個個企晒嚮度 我就唔知咩事 聽講saveon入面個manager called the cops 我就唔知佢點撩女仔法總之我既結論係打人就唔岩

同埋我分析緊做案班人係可能有一種變相英雄主義佢地可能認為自己係為民除害whatever同埋真係嚮reality無乜機會比佢做英雄咁夜媽媽條街又無人又無police又有啲bum送上門就岩哂 anyways唔係咩大災難可能係我見識小

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playingtoy 發表於 2010-4-14 21:26

岩岩check番自己啲record
04年4月14日wed
my psychiatrist certified me
原來都係自己唔岩在先
個精神科醫生梗係比我嚇到標尿
過左六年終於返番黎