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letter from a guy to ex-gf~!!

Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Elissa… In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love. From all my past experiences, I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms, everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letters to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays ELISSA, and it’s a time consuming work. In order to avoid all this, I need all my love letters back, so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend. Please send it back to me. I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing ELISSA, I have given you one cute photo of mine. Can you send it to me please? You know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome, and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1½ years of love days, I have spent a lot of money for impressing you. I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest. The expenses are as follows:

Lunch/Dinner $3000, Cool Drinks$1000, Snacks $500, Juice $100, Cinema $200, Internet Chatting $500, Mobile $200, Petrol $1500, Gift Items $2000, - Grand Total:

$9000 (in Words: nine thousand US dollars).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girlfriend, and moreover if you have any of my gifts lying with you, I’m ready to take these packs in half prices.

Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you don’t need to write again to your boyfriend and your photos so that you can give to your new BF.

Good day Elissa and don’t forget to settle the above amount as soon as possible.
Your ex-baby,

Lovely Bear.
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OCT 25, 1946? is the man dead yet?

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Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to st ...
tequila 發表於 2009-6-15 18:22

LOL, recycling love letters m photos and gifts, very frugal
4 Kilo of letters in 1 1/2 years, they must be deeply in love back then.

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OMG, that's so funny and very true.
I remember back in high school, when I run out of ideas of writing love letters.
I just copy words from different song lyric and make it sound so romantic. buahahahhaa

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My name is Meow. Meow Meow~~~

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D賤男係咁架啦~
我都遇過要我寄返哂佢送我的禮物返香港~
不過之後條友仲要間唔中MSN我哂命: 哂一部冇咗影嘅波子,一層唔知存唔存在的樓,一條大左肚又比佢拋棄的TW妹。

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6# B仔

he's so mean, then why bother with keeping the msn?

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賤男賤男賤男賤男賤男

recycle lover letters, gifts, and LOVE!!! ahahah 我係個女仔, 費事彩佢

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本帖最後由 somewhereintime 於 2009-6-15 22:06 編輯

4# Nam
I was known as the  mass production Ghost Writer for "Love Letters" when I was in High School. Penned letters for both genders and made good spending money
just made believe, nothing serious.
P.S. I was repeat winner  at  Hong Kong Youth Literature Award in early 70's

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letters are all they have back half a decade ago... no IM

9000$ back then is worth how much now? it's alot of money.

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